Hey MachMan, always nice to get fresh blood around here. In fact..............Target locked, fire!

Welcome to the Hard Light Productions Installation. For a more detailed view of our operation, please view the highlighted thread "Hard Light Productions Installation". Current topside temperature is a nice 5000 centigrade. Please take note of any passing ships; just roll down your viewport and scream "get out of the way!" if it gets bad. You will note on our detailed map that we have plasma rifles in the weapons lockers, but those are only openable by administrators, Volition gods, or a hyper-intelligent shade of the color blue, so tough beans. You will be supplied with a flamethrower, but due to budget cuts, they are filled with water. If you hear frightening noises, don't worry, it's probably a Shivan, an asteroid, or an0n. If you decide to go into the ducts you may encounter our most well-known Shivan, Carl. Just give him your lunch and back away. If he gets pissed, I hope for his and your sakes you're a meaty one. Thank you and have a pleasant stay.
On a side note, think you could get me the Mercury? It's one the few I don't have. If you want new stuff, check the mods section in the main page, or just ask me. I do have quite a few.
