I just learned how to play with a keyboard and it kind of stuck... it is kind of annoying because I have a PS/2 keyboard, so I can't yaw to the right, pitch up, and afterburn at the same time, but life goes on.
You know, they make these really great things called PS/2 to USB adapters for your keyobard and mouse and they let you yaw to the right, pitch up, AND afterburn!!!!
lol...
We really need a 'newb thread' which answers the basic questions n00bs are always asking. That, or a n00b-question thread so we don't have umpteen threads called 'n00b here', 'n00b need question answer', 'etc'.
Or a newbie forum? 
Or MAYBE, someone should take my freakin advice and stick the "I cant get my afterburner working!!! Please HEEEEELPP!!!" so that we dont get spammed by it.....