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Offline Nuke

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Re: car got broken into :(
really as far as pawn shops are concerned, smart theives tend to remove the serial numbers, and the pawn shop will take any item regaurdless. probibly use the model number on the fingerprinted police ticket instead (which is totally useless). some pawnshops that have the moral grounds to not take expensive items without a serial number, but theese are so fe and far between theyd just take it to another shop. a dumb thief on the other hand will go straight from the crime scene right to the pawn shop. the item will look as if its been freshly ripped out of the dash. knife cut wires and all. most of the time their stealing it renders it non-functional and wouldnt even be taken by the dumbest pawn shop. but when it works its funny to tell them to fingerprint the police ticket and they try like mad to screw it up. of course when they leave the pawnshop 90% of the time they see their dealer next. the sad thing is they do this maybe once or twice a day, every day, usually spending all his earnings on crack, living homeless and forgetting to feed themself in the process. so i wouldnt try to kill em, theyre doing their best already :D
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: car got broken into :(
If you ever see the crooks, tell them I said that they are stupid. Then kick them for me. Or beat them with a crowbar. Either one is fine.

 

Offline Turnsky

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Re: car got broken into :(
I might get some broken screens too. Open 'em up, put some light explosives behind the actual screen bit, hook it up to the power supply lines then fit them into the head-rests.

So if anyone took them and ever hooked them up to a power-source they'd get a face full of glass.

Cyanide Gas Dispensers plus automatic windows would be effective, too. steal the car, windows go up, car fills with gas for about 10-20 minutes, then is fully ventilated, rendering car safe for owner, save for the removal of corpse, and it would leave your car almondy fresh!  :p
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Offline karajorma

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Re: car got broken into :(
This is why I'm learning Electronics.

Sufficed to say, I intend to buy a car and booby-trap the **** out of it. Like if you push a big red button on the radio the whole unit sets on fire and a tazer bolted inside the casing turns on so you get knocked-the-****-out if you touch it trying to get it out of the car.

I might get some broken screens too. Open 'em up, put some light explosives behind the actual screen bit, hook it up to the power supply lines then fit them into the head-rests.

So if anyone took them and ever hooked them up to a power-source they'd get a face full of glass.

Cyanide Gas Dispensers plus automatic windows would be effective, too. steal the car, windows go up, car fills with gas for about 10-20 minutes, then is fully ventilated, rendering car safe for owner, save for the removal of corpse, and it would leave your car almondy fresh!  :p


This is what that TV show Swag should have been like. None of that spraying foam or playing a tape telling everyone that the car is being stolen ****! I got really annoyed with that show. The people who were caught out should have been facing prison time not getting an interview on camera to say "Yeah. Stealling's bad. I won't be doing it again (snigger)"
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Offline Unknown Target

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Re: car got broken into :(
Damn, that sucks man :( I hope they catch them.

But in South Africa it is legal to use lethal force when protecting your property. There was even a Darwin award when a man with a gun broke into a car, sat down, and tried to hotwire/start it, shoving his pistol into the front of his pants. Except the owner had rigged up a device so as when that happens, an airbag just above the driver seat would deply - and it did just that. It hit the crook in the head, causing him to pull the trigger on his gun - which was still in his pants - thus earning him a Darwin Award by castration. You could do something like that; generally, you wouldn't have to worry about homicide charges or anything.

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: car got broken into :(
I'M MOVING TO SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: car got broken into :(
I'M MOVING TO SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!

Why, because it has 8 times the US level of carjackings, 60 murders per year due to it, and has got so bad that it's de-riguer in some areas to run red lights?

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: car got broken into :(
perhaps... :nervous:

 

Offline Turnsky

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Offline Nuke

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Re: car got broken into :(
i want one, now i just need a car :D
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Offline Stealth

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Re: car got broken into :(
oh awesome.

i need that all the way around my car :D :D :D

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: car got broken into :(
Now THATS why I'm moving to South Africa!!

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: car got broken into :(
That would be great during the winter perhaps
Habeeb it...

 
Re: car got broken into :(
One word, Carbomb.

 
Re: car got broken into :(
I wonder why there're no Urban Legends circulating about some guy stealing a car that turned out to be a bomb?
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