I'm testing a new forum search which hopefully works better than the existing one. It currently only indexes public posts. Feedback welcome-- ngld
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who is the man who created it?
If you wish, you can also take a look at our Welcome SpeechTM, which is no longer used, but is still interesting, in its own way.
Attention artillery, prepare beams.Target kalnaren, fire when ready.You are hereby officially welcomed to Hard-Light.net.Exits are to your right and to your left. Be advised, one is watched over by a female Vasudan, and the other by a Terran mechanic, also female.Under your seat is a giant water gun, bear in mind that it uses superheated plasma accelerated to high sublight speeds, so don't hurt yourself with it.Above you are the ventilation shafts. Feel free to explore them, there are many places to visit in them. If you meet a Shivan, and you will, don't worry. He's called Carl and he won't eat you if you give him your lunch. If not, well... we'll miss you here.In case of a real emergency, there are plasma guns and the Hammer of Ban in lockers towards the front. However, only Admins, , Chuck Norris and a hyperintelligent shade of blue can open the aforementioned lockers.Have a good day!
Put down your grim puppet, sir! Have you no respect to the fallen?
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