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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #20 on: June 05, 2006, 01:47:31 pm
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #21 on: June 05, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Ooooh! They itch!
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #22 on: June 05, 2006, 01:59:27 pm
Quote from: Flipside on June 05, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Ooooh! They itch!

Oi, you, stop scratching your nuts!
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #23 on: June 05, 2006, 02:19:21 pm
Sounds to me like this man was having a bit of an existential crisis.
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #24 on: June 05, 2006, 02:21:47 pm
Quote from: Ford Prefect on June 05, 2006, 02:19:21 pm
Sounds to me like this man was having a bit of an existential crisis.

Well, it's solved - he no longer exists.
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #25 on: June 05, 2006, 02:22:19 pm
Well, at least he can deal with it on a one-one basis now ;)
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #26 on: June 05, 2006, 02:32:46 pm
with this, i think that lions could take a spot on colbert's Threat list, maybe right below Bears
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #27 on: June 05, 2006, 02:38:28 pm
Quote from: Flipside on June 05, 2006, 02:22:19 pm
Well, at least he can deal with it on a one-one basis now ;)

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #28 on: June 05, 2006, 02:56:13 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on June 05, 2006, 02:38:28 pm

"You bastard, why didn't you save me?!"

cause youre stupid, lol
no rez 4 u
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #29 on: June 05, 2006, 03:01:14 pm
How completely moronic do you have to be to do something like that?? Must of been a mental pacient or something like that!
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #30 on: June 05, 2006, 03:02:14 pm
Quote from: AlphaOne on June 05, 2006, 03:01:14 pm
How completely moronic do you have to be to do something like that?? Must of been a mental pacient or something like that!

Methinks you'd be surprised.
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #31 on: June 05, 2006, 04:52:00 pm
Quote from: Kernal on June 05, 2006, 12:40:49 pm
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on June 05, 2006, 11:06:28 am
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.


Irrefutable proof of gods innexistence, ALthough god might be real and just weeding out the morons from society....... <Philosophical>

No it doesn`t, (about saying that was proof god doesn`t exist) it just shows the man was a idiot. All the stories in bible people read are about people that were led by god and thats why they were saved when they got into trouble Like for example Daniel and the lion. There was no reason for him to go down there. I`m even not quite sure if he was Christion. He could have been Jewish, Islamic, or morman. A clue  is that when Chritions pray they say "In Jesus name" they dont`t say god. Also God doesn`t show up because one lone nut wants to see him. :)

Last time a checked mormons were christians... I have a couple of mormon friends and when they pray, they say "in Jesus' name, amen."
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #32 on: June 05, 2006, 04:55:13 pm
mormons are technically christians
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #33 on: June 05, 2006, 05:27:55 pm
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #34 on: June 05, 2006, 05:30:20 pm
God doesn't always move in mysterious ways, jumping into a cage with a Lion is going promote a very non-mysterious type after effect ;)
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #35 on: June 05, 2006, 05:33:40 pm
I think it would be very mysterious of God to save him, then it'd be a case of "just who's side are you on God?"
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #36 on: June 05, 2006, 05:40:24 pm
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Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

Deuteronomy 6:16

I think this just about sums it up.
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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #37 on: June 05, 2006, 05:45:03 pm
Now, if he'd been hit by lightning before the Lion could reach him, then I'd have been impressed ;)
 

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Re: Man: God will protect me from the lioness, Lioness: O'RLY?
Reply #38 on: June 05, 2006, 05:57:48 pm
Quote from: WeatherOp on June 05, 2006, 05:40:24 pm
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Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

Deuteronomy 6:16

I think this just about sums it up.

yup, god is a cop out

 :D

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Reply #39 on: June 05, 2006, 06:15:05 pm
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