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Offline Polpolion

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #120 on: June 19, 2006, 09:07:11 pm
Kerrigan charged...
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #121 on: June 19, 2006, 09:07:30 pm
...Kerrigan then tripped...
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #122 on: June 19, 2006, 09:08:02 pm
... and then ran home crying to the overmind...


(sorry I just had too :p )
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #123 on: June 19, 2006, 09:10:05 pm
kerrigan and the overmind then started a completely awesome dance routine...
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #124 on: June 19, 2006, 10:07:09 pm
...which was cut short because of improper funds...
 

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #125 on: June 19, 2006, 10:09:56 pm
when they forgot how to eat.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #126 on: June 19, 2006, 10:23:42 pm
meanwhil carl was abord the ssj dante blowing **** up...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #127 on: June 19, 2006, 10:41:05 pm
....when the clock stuck 12 am on Jan 1 and in his new years resolution he became a Buddist.
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #128 on: June 19, 2006, 10:43:17 pm
..but then found a video on the internet of 'budda142' mowing down noobs on halo 2, and decided to continue killing things when..


(Btw, i love the mention of Mua'dib.. excelent choice)
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Offline watsisname

Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #129 on: June 19, 2006, 10:45:52 pm
The GTVA unveiled the newly created GTD Rubber Ducky.  Spanning 6 centimeters from tail to bill, the vessel took 20 minutes to complete.  In a frenzy of pot-smoking, Command decided to throw it at the Sathanas.
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Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #130 on: June 19, 2006, 10:55:59 pm
piloted by a subspace-shrunk Alpha 1, the rubber ducky destroyed the entire sathanas fleet, and the capella star in the process....
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #131 on: June 20, 2006, 03:49:16 am
Which threw alpha one a nano-second out of phase with the rest of the universe, Where he an dbaxter stockman had a tea party. Suddenly Alpha ones Motorola V3909075897349 x Slvr - dLdo, started blaring out the Themetune to Zelda "WAZZZZZZZZZZZUP?" Apha one answered...
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-Between the Ashes 2
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-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
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-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Offline aldo_14

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #132 on: June 20, 2006, 03:56:29 am
..."what the ****?"
 

Offline Gortef

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #133 on: June 20, 2006, 11:09:21 am
And on the other end of the line was his ol' english teacher who immediatly began nagging about Alpha 1:s bad language, which lasted about...
Habeeb it...
 

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #134 on: June 20, 2006, 04:22:35 pm
..5 seconds, as Alpha 1 shashed hte el lphone and returned to our normal space only to find out that 3 years have passed - Kerrigen was vaporized by hte Terran-Protoss fleet, the street were still littered with skulls of Mr T's parade rampage and Carl stole the birthday cake of hte queen of England...
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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #135 on: June 20, 2006, 05:32:49 pm
..Whtich was his own mother
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #136 on: June 20, 2006, 09:30:08 pm
dressed up in the clothes of none other than...the great..
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Offline Turambar

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #137 on: June 20, 2006, 09:32:57 pm
...Juggernaut, *****!!
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline Ace

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #138 on: June 20, 2006, 09:54:27 pm
Who then bubble-hearthed home when he saw a little Orc girl.
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: TELL A SHIVAN STORY
Reply #139 on: June 20, 2006, 11:20:39 pm
with her makup not on...
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