Ensign: Sir, Baz's ship has targeted our weapons subsystems!
Raven: That guy is so foolish, he should know that our Pulsars have independant targeting... he eats too many pies... Gunnery Control, open fire at Baz's vessel. Suck on this traitor!
Gunnery Control: ZAP ZAP ZAP! Done Sir! We've damaged theyr weapons control!
Raven: Nice! Now send them a torpedo pie.
Gunnery Control: We don't have tgose anymore sir... our fighter pilots ate them yesterday...
Raven: Dammit! Comm officer, esatablish a connection to the Bastion.
Commm officer: Aye Aye sir.
Raven: Hey general Snipes, don't you want to have some fun? Ya see, there's this guy called Baz that is from my town, but isn't has smart has me
and only knows how to eat pies! Don't you wanna take him out for me???
See Baz... I allways win!!!
Snipes must be thinking that these Portuguese guys are crazy... he's right