[Krackers87]

An hour and a half?  Surely thats just the foreplay....................I'm not bragging either, to quote Alison Flannigan from american pie 2,

You gotta heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

And my ladies like theirwife likes her turkey well done 

Uh... Go you #1 supahguy?

[Colonol Dekker]

LOl, patronising, but i deserve it, i read my post, and it does come across a bit........................Meh.
Anyhoo, on with the machismo, in fact, girls are worse, Ferret and WF, you must have had a few bumps and grinds........

[Krackers87]

LOl, patronising, but i deserve it, i read my post, and it does come across a bit........................Meh.
Anyhoo, on with the machismo, in fact, girls are worse, Ferret and WF, you must have had a few bumps and grinds........

Shall we just say screw it and turn this into a sexual euphamism thread?

[Colonol Dekker]

OK, plot skew,................Dirty jokes,
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Spoiler:

Woman fell in the mud

lol

[Nuke]

im serious, i feel sorry for some of the women i get stuck with. as for preheating the oven, well i do that too.