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Offline Herra Tohtori

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My worst game ever (that I did not play): Big Rigs. This game is so bad people bought it just to check out how atrocious it is. In the end it actually sold more than Nexus: The Jupiter Incident. Sad.

 :eek2:

I watched the video (via YouTube...). Less said the better about the game, obviously. I was almost hyperventilating at the part where the guy just left his Big Rig bouncing happily in the vacuum.

By the way, the publisher behind that atrocity also seems to qualify quite well in the contest of worst web sites ever:

http://www.stellarstone.com/

Nothing working there either. Except lo behold; on Internet Exploder the pages magically work "normally"... On other browsers that actually know what to do with malformed web code, no luck. You have to guess the address; the navigation bar just sits there in both Opera 9 and FF1.502. Even I could do more functional web page, and I could easily make it better in appearance also.

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I fixed the Yolanda review link in my earlier post. You guys should read it. Funny stuff.
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I fixed the Yolanda review link in my earlier post. You guys should read it. Funny stuff.



Oh, My, Gosh.....................That game sounds like a huge pile of badger muck. The reviewer said "the best part of the game is the bird on the title screen... and thats not saying much"  :lol:
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I had to go into rehab after trying to play Yolanda.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I've never been unlucky enough.......

Scrabble on the old Commodore (tape drive i forget wich) was thick as sh1t, it would ask " ARE YOUSURE ZXDTFFGHGFY IS A WORD?"  press Y, "CONGRATULATIONS, 679 OINTS"

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Offline Roanoke

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'E.T. - The Extra Terrestrial' - Least said the better, let's just say they ended up destroying nearly 1 million unsold cartridges.

buried in the desert ?  ;)
 
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Offline Mathwiz6

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Big Rigs, or some talking program I made. Not verbal of course.

Pick an option:
A: Irradiate your brain.
B: Give terrorists information about government secrets (or U.N secrets, or secretary generals, or something!)

Etc. It was kinda fun for about 5 mins. But it only had about 12 different paths :(

Oh yeah, an interesting site www.dugg.ca

Nooo! the site went down! Stupid advertisers!

Ok, try www.cexx.org

Really, no joke! Try it!

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Corridor 7 was pretty bad.... Started off ok, but just got boring and even more boring and even more more boring...... Music was pretty cool though.
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Offline Tyrian

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I know this has already been covered, but this is a quote from the Stellar Stone site:

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The highest technical caliber of Stellar Stone developers coupled with low offshore Russia-based engineering costs gives us sustainable competitive edge to employ more and higher quality engineers than a typical US company can afford, staff up projects faster, put more developers on a project for a better gameplay value and graphics visuals. For our customers that transfers into richier product feature set at the same price point.

If "high quality" means the game doesn't work, then what's their idea of low quality?
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Offline Bobboau

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anyone ever play corridor 7?
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anyone ever play corridor 7?

Look a couple posts back  :D
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Offline Bobboau

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oh, missed the second page. :nod:
well I guess that just goes to show how bad that game was.
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I would have to say ether Delta force 2 or LW.

Me and my brother would sit there laughing like sisies, while having to hunt down this one dude who was sitting near a house, saying the same thing over, and over, and over again. Only to find him half stuck thru a building and kill us with one shot time we rounded the corner. :lol:
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Offline Flipside

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I heard there were some Live-action Zelda games or something that really sucked as well on CD-i?

 

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If "high quality" means the game doesn't work, then what's their idea of low quality?

Sets fire to your PC and burns your house down?
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Offline Kosh

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Star Control 3 and DX: IW for the most disappointing games ever......
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Offline Nuclear1

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Star Control 3

There was a third? Wow, they must have really boned it up to tarnish SC2's reputation.
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Offline Shade

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Oh, they did. Or rather, someone else did, which was the real cause of the suckage of that game - The people behind SC1&2 didn't make SC3. Same thing that happened to the EoB series... it's a sad way to end it.

[Edit] On the topic of Star Control, anyone who loved SC2 as much as I did should check out The Ur-Quan Masters. It's an open-source, cross-platform, and in my experience very stable version of SC2, identical in every way to the original except it runs on modern operating systems. In short, it rocks. Hasn't left my hard drive since I found out about it :)
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Offline Kosh

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Star Control 3

There was a third? Wow, they must have really boned it up to tarnish SC2's reputation.


You'd better believe that they did (they meaning the people who made this one, as they are different from the ones who made the first and second). Here is the best review I've found for it.

http://www.abandonia.com/games/822/download/StarControl3.htm

Overall, it was a terrible game, even when it is standing alone. Compared to its predecessor, it looks even worse.

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