Welcome to the HLP Station, All references to FS and the number 3 must be removed from your person to prevent accidental
. Do not feed the redident Shivan Carl
as he will become voracious and chew your leg off. Flamethrowers can be found under your seat but due to financial constraints have been re-filled with holy water, Phased Plasma rifles (40 watt range of course) can be found in storage lockers. To prevent act of n00b however, These can only be opened by Moderators,
or a hyperintelligent shade of BluE
. In the event of catastrophioc hull failure please board the nearest lifeboat which is pre-programmed for autonymous flight to our sister station the Game-Warden outpost.