[Descenterace]

* When your multiple personalities possess spacecraft packing advanced Beam weapons.

[Colonol Dekker]

* i have no response to that last statement/ admission

[Mobius]

Eat this:

when-argument
random-of
<follows the list of your classmates,you are included>

is-event-true-delay
2
StartTheInterrogations

call-classmate-for-test
<argument>

[Hippo]

[Mobius]

Whats wrong?

[Dysko]

Maybe because we all hate interrogations?

Returning on the topic: you know you have played too much FreeSpace when you write the invitation to your birthday party with the Stop font (this is real, I can even send you a copy) and, for the same party, you order a shipment of Bosch Beer (well... this is not very real, but... ).

[Mathwiz6]

When you tell people that they should get Bosch Beer, and you write that you can't wait for INF:A or ITDoH to come out... in a journal. 

[spartan_0214]

when you understand .5% of this topic...

[Iron Wolf]

when you understand .5% of this topic...

MY BRAIN! TEH FIRE!

[Titan]

You know you've played too much Freespace 2 when you start thinking you're Alpha 1 during everyday tasks.

What? He can do anything!

that i do with all my video games... gets annoying sometimes  :

You know you've played too much freespace when the second you hit the hay there's a film real that starts that your cant get out of you're head and it goes over and over and you just want it to stop and you beat yourself up but you cant get rid of it because you also like watching youself take down a juggernaut every 5 seconds with different fighters/bomber, loadouts and friendly cap ships..... 

sorry that was so long..... that is what happens to my EVERY NIGHT! 

[spartan_0214]

yea, I sometimes dogfight Shivan fighters or bombers going after my ..... precious Deimos-class Corvette

you see this as someone's sig:

Eat, sleep, get drunk, Freespace..... anything more to life?

[Trivial Psychic]

When someone introduces themselves to you, you greet them with a Welcome Beam and speech.

[spartan_0214]

when you get such title:

Can't tell time

because you posted in 2006 on a forum that ended in 2002......

which, ironically, was an old topic titled: You know you play too much Freespace when.

[Dysko]

You know you have played too much FreeSpace when a classmate asks you: "When will FS3 come out?" and your reaction is to throw him in this:

Yes, that is in my classroom

[Titan]

yea, I sometimes dogfight Shivan fighters or bombers going after my ..... precious Deimos-class Corvette

you see this as someone's sig:

Eat, sleep, get drunk, Freespace..... anything more to life?

HEY! THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Will someone plz give me a welcome beam?? 

[spartan_0214]

here


happy? no welcome speech for you...you asked for it, you DON'T get it.

and i know it's your sig. it's funny, true, and you have played too much Freespace...

[KappaWing]

Spartan, don't be a jerk.

Incoming jump signature, newbie configuration.

Setting cannons to target Titan. Commence plasma core insertion.

FIRE!



Welcome to Hard Light Productions!   

Exits are to your right and left, and flamethrowers are under your seat. Be careful, though, as they are sometimes filled with water. If this is the case, try to club someone with the non-working shotguns in the weapon closet. Also, be careful while wandering the ventilation shafts, because sometimes Carl the Shivan lurks in there. If you happen to come across him, just toss him your lunch and hope that it satisfies him. If it doesn’t… pray. In the event of an emergency, you can and will be used as a flotation device.  The Plasma rifles in the forward locker are released only under authorization of an Admin, [V] God, and/or hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. Finally, don't call Kalfireth Thunder. He doesn't like to be reminded of his former schizophrenic personalities.

[spartan_0214]

Titan? Try crowded Fenris. If you're a n00b reading this, stop. No, seriously, this isn't for you. STOP IT! What's up with all the new n00bs. Dark Hunter and I combined have done used the welcome beam (excluding extra-introducular activities) about 10 times in the past three days.....

Carl's going to be happy 

[Dark Hunter]

Will you please stop pulling me down wih you Spartan?
(Yes, I read the tiny text. No, I'm not a n00b for doing so, merely a curious person who knows Spartan's sense of humor)

You know you've played too much Freespace been on Hard Light too long when:

You have an urge to place red lights inside the ceiling vent of your room, with a sign underneath that says: "Beware, Carl's watching".