Red Faction is really that bad?
If it was a teddy bear, it'd be one which exploded into a cloud of baby-seeking shrapnel as soon as it was taken out the box
If it was a plane, it'd be made of tinfoil and have 'infidel airlines' painted on the side, 'death to Allah' on the base, and only fly over the Middle East
If it was a car, it'd have square wheels, barbed wire seatbelts, a shotgun instead of an airbag and an engine fuelled by the eternal screans of the souls of the damned.
If it was a comedian, it'd be Jimmy Carr.