[Flipside]

Yeah, but apparently after 3 or so resurrections, it really, really starts to hurt.

Well, 3 in one night can be hard work.....

Sorry

[Roanoke]

From the title I thought WF was posting a vacancy sign.......

Yes.  It's for you, dude

I know, babe, I know. It's the car isn't it ? Chicks dig a flashy car.   

Yeah...attempting not to procrastinate.  I did learn my lesson there...I think over the last 5 years I've run the gamut of far far far too slow to way too fast (well not way way too fast, don't get the wrong impression here).  Neither seems to work.  Sadly the middle didn't either...just gotta find the right one.  Its hard...

And thank you for listening to my rant...probably needed.  One one small piece of my enormously complicated life puzzle at the moment.  I think I want to be an undergrad again...gosh that sounds wrong

Y'know, you shouldn't over analise it. Do that and you'll get all wound up and serious. Then you end up like WF's buddy. The lay-dees can smell that **** a mile away. Just try to be happy in yourself.

[aldo_14]

Yes.  It's for you, dude

I know, babe, I know. It's the car isn't it ? Chicks dig a flashy car.   

Hah!  She's seen your car, the only flashy thing about it is the big red letters on the garage reapir bill

Y'know, you shouldn't over analise it. Do that and you'll get all wound up and serious. Then you end up like WF's buddy. The lay-dees can smell that **** a mile away. Just try to be happy in yourself.

'Anal'-ise.  Heehee.

Ah, I'll get my coat.

[Wild Fragaria]

Yeah...attempting not to procrastinate.  I did learn my lesson there...I think over the last 5 years I've run the gamut of far far far too slow to way too fast (well not way way too fast, don't get the wrong impression here).  Neither seems to work.  Sadly the middle didn't either...just gotta find the right one.  Its hard...

And thank you for listening to my rant...probably needed.  One one small piece of my enormously complicated life puzzle at the moment.  I think I want to be an undergrad again...gosh that sounds wrong

Nothing wrong for wanting to be a college kid again.  I sometimes wanted to be that myself.  College's fun   Finding the right one is hard, but you're still young, chin up.  You have lots of opportunities and hopes

From the title I thought WF was posting a vacancy sign.......

Yes.  It's for you, dude

I know, babe, I know. It's the car isn't it ? Chicks dig a flashy car.   


Y'know, you shouldn't over analise it. Do that and you'll get all wound up and serious. Then you end up like WF's buddy. The lay-dees can smell that **** a mile away. Just try to be happy in yourself.

Well, which buddy?  I have a few buddies gave up hopes but I told them to hold on and they eventually found their ones   People shouldn't just gave up hopes that easily, not when they are still young

Hmmmm, your car's cool, but not for me   I'm a formula one person

[aldo_14]

Well, which buddy?  I have a few buddies gave up hopes but I told them to hold on and they eventually found their ones   People shouldn't just gave up hopes that easily, not when they are still young

Hmmmm, your car's cool, but not for me   I'm a formula one person

Would a Renault Clio do?

[Wild Fragaria]

Well, which buddy?  I have a few buddies gave up hopes but I told them to hold on and they eventually found their ones   People shouldn't just gave up hopes that easily, not when they are still young

Hmmmm, your car's cool, but not for me   I'm a formula one person

Would a Renault Clio do?

A Mazda 3 stands a better chance, an Audi TT will be even better...  Nah, still a formula one girl

[aldo_14]

Well, which buddy?  I have a few buddies gave up hopes but I told them to hold on and they eventually found their ones   People shouldn't just gave up hopes that easily, not when they are still young

Hmmmm, your car's cool, but not for me   I'm a formula one person

Would a Renault Clio do?

A Mazda 3 stands a better chance, an Audi TT will be even better...  Nah, still a formula one girl

I have Formula 1 Scaletrix*

*Nigel Mansell edition

[Wild Fragaria]

Does it do the 'vroom vroom' thingy?

[aldo_14]

Does it do the 'vroom vroom' thingy?

Give me 5 minutes with sticky tape and a dictaphone...........




It does now

[Wild Fragaria]

Speedy!  Sure you're not faster than the formula one?

[aldo_14]

Speedy!  Sure you're not faster than the formula one?

I'm as fast as you want me, baybeeeeeeeee

[Wild Fragaria]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooom!!

Austin Power, where's your mini me

[aldo_14]

Vrooooooooooooooooooooooom!!

Austin Power, where's your mini me

Mini?!

[Kazan]

He's some what annoying sometimes, talks too much.

that's a nervous tick.. i do that

live with me, (leaving her then husband in the process)

entirely, totally and completely uncool

*takes katana down off the wall and keeps his wife away from you* [as if]



Oh and Icefire - from someone who knows what you're talking about and has been through it - Step 1: relax
Step 2: remind yourself, it's just a girl
Step 3: relax
Step 4: tell the little simulator in your head that likes playing out all the possible resultants of your actions, and really likes to concentrate on the bad ones, to STFU
Step 5: Make yourself available (IE go to a place where girls you'd want to date are likely to congregate)

[Roanoke]

From the title I thought WF was posting a vacancy sign.......

Yes.  It's for you, dude

I know, babe, I know. It's the car isn't it ? Chicks dig a flashy car.   


Y'know, you shouldn't over analise it. Do that and you'll get all wound up and serious. Then you end up like WF's buddy. The lay-dees can smell that **** a mile away. Just try to be happy in yourself.

Well, which buddy?  I have a few buddies gave up hopes but I told them to hold on and they eventually found their ones   People shouldn't just gave up hopes that easily, not when they are still young

Hmmmm, your car's cool, but not for me   I'm a formula one person

can't I interest you in some mid 80s Rally Car action ?   





that's the best chat up line I've got 

[Turey]

Step 5: Make yourself available (IE go to a place where girls you'd want to date are likely to congregate)

That's the problem. There aren't any single girls (plenty of married or taken ones) in the places girls I'd like to date are likely to congregate.

[Bobboau]

Step 5: Make yourself available (IE go to a place where girls you'd want to date are likely to congregate)

That's the problem. There aren't any single girls (plenty of married or taken ones) in the places girls I'd like to date are likely to congregate.

[Nuke]

for the time being i give up on love. a 25 year old male can attract 2 kinds of women, the younger kind who are looking for a free ride in life, and the kind whove been around the block a few times. if i need to get laid, it will only cost me 60 bucks and a trojan.

[Mefustae]

if i need to get laid, it will only cost me 60 bucks and a trojan.

Charming.

[Flipside]

No offence, but walking around semi-convinced that all women hate men and are just playing games with you is practically certain to leave you sleeping alone at night. There's more than one person in a relationship, bear that in mind.

I was 26 when I met Sharon, today is our Anniversary, in fact, but if I'd gone into the relationship looking for the 'catch', I'd have found one, whether it existed or not. Just bear in mind that a LOT of women are just as convinced that all men want is to 'conquer' them and then move on to the next target, they are just as wary as you, but if you spend your life tiptoeing around each other waiting for the shoe to drop, you're going to end up unhappy.