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Offline wtf_cl0vvn

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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #20 on: November 21, 2006, 06:48:51 pm
doubt that the cup would help unless he had something like...idk...

some really really small caliber underpowered gun.



like an airsoft gun.

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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #21 on: November 22, 2006, 05:57:16 am
Quote from: wtf_cl0vvn on November 21, 2006, 06:48:51 pm
doubt that the cup would help unless he had something like...idk...

some really really small caliber underpowered gun.



like an airsoft gun.



The cup could be made of kevlar, he still get severe bruising though! :lol:
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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #22 on: November 27, 2006, 07:24:59 am
Maybe he didn't feel all of the bullet shot...... like it tore off half his nuts. If he had armoured it then odds are he'd feel ALL of it...

LOL at least he's removed from the gene pool... i'd hate for my kid to marry his kid. I give it 90% chance that he never has kids because he so stupid to shoot himself in his balls... the other 10% of that is he CAN'T have kids BECAUSE of the "accident"...
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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #23 on: November 27, 2006, 07:43:20 am
Quote from: Bob-san on November 27, 2006, 07:24:59 am
Maybe he didn't feel all of the bullet shot...... like it tore off half his nuts. If he had armoured it then odds are he'd feel ALL of it...

LOL at least he's removed from the gene pool... i'd hate for my kid to marry his kid. I give it 90% chance that he never has kids because he so stupid to shoot himself in his balls... the other 10% of that is he CAN'T have kids BECAUSE of the "accident"...

He'd have to destroy both testicles to be left infertile.
 

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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #24 on: November 27, 2006, 07:45:38 am
Indeed. Although he won't be doing any boabin' for a while I imagine...
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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #25 on: November 27, 2006, 09:39:59 am
Quote from: vyper on November 27, 2006, 07:45:38 am
Indeed. Although he won't be doing any boabin' for a while I imagine...

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Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Reply #26 on: November 27, 2006, 10:22:24 am
And besides, if you manage to shoot off one of your boys with a handgun, I doubt the other one would be left in very good shape. :p
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