Oh, I believe we owe you a speech.
*insert power-up sounds*
Welcome to Hard-Light Productions, which for the purposes of this speech will be treated as a space station. The aforementioned space station has many, many exits, which are unfortunately blocked, except for that 4-dimensional one over there in the corner which no-one's figured out yet. The seats have flamethrowers under them for personal defence purposes, but due to security precautions are filled with holy water. Actual weapons are freely available, if your definition of "freely available" includes locked away where only admins, Volition (
), and a Hooloovoo can access. Thusly, avoid the ventilation ducts, where you will meet Carl, our Shivan. Don't bother him. Throw him your lunch if you encounter him and he might let you live. In case of catastrophic failure, try and drift over in the direction of Game-Warden, they'll welcome you there.
Don't mention anything about [whisper]a possible sequel to FreeSpace 2[/whisper]. That's about it, and enjoy your stay!
Whoo! Beam-kill number one!