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Offline shiven_warior

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And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #60 on: April 16, 2007, 08:53:54 am
"On your post! on your post!"
i know i misspeld my name >_<
 

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And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #61 on: April 16, 2007, 10:48:50 am
"The Spammers osted in this board! They killed everyone! I...I've got thirty-three noobs in General FreeSpace Discussion, there' got to be more in The Pub!"

"This is Victor 3. We've entered a spammerhouse, Command. Post rate in the thousands. Banned spammers are among the noobs. Now proceeding to General FreeSpace Discussion."
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Offline Dark Hunter

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Reply #62 on: April 16, 2007, 10:53:38 am
"What, do I look like a spammer to you? Uh-oh, check this out: Forum Portal number 3 way out in right field... where the hell are we?"
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Reply #63 on: April 16, 2007, 10:59:37 am
"Damnit, the Admins let takashi post!"
 

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Reply #64 on: April 16, 2007, 11:10:21 am
"Your cynism appals me, Colossus. I have ten thousands spammers and noobs willing to be banned for Spamland! The tiranny of your mods is finished! Admiral Spamkoth out!"
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Offline Snail

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And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #65 on: April 16, 2007, 11:17:12 am
"Administration, this is Alpha 2. We're in. I've got a visual on the forum."

"How many n00bs browsing the board?"

"One wing of n00bs, posting fast. The warez is 2.5 clicks out. Two p0rn posts and half a dozen advertising threads are in the first page area."
 

Offline spartan_0214

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Reply #66 on: April 16, 2007, 04:05:36 pm
OH, SH**! We've lost The Pub, withdrawing to General Freespace.  Probably the first of many Forums men. Don't worry, when The War's through, we'll use Dark Hunter's Thread Revival Device

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And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #67 on: April 16, 2007, 05:14:56 pm
"Spammer configuration! Repear, n00b configuration!"

"That's impossible, Spamtik!"

"Come on, Spamtik! Read my PMs! Come in Spamtik, this is the Administration!"
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Offline Polpolion

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And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #68 on: April 16, 2007, 06:29:07 pm
how again did this thread evolve into this?
 

Offline Dark Hunter

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Reply #69 on: April 16, 2007, 08:07:34 pm
Quote from: thesizzler on April 16, 2007, 06:29:07 pm
how again did this thread evolve into this?


LGM.
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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #70 on: April 16, 2007, 10:05:09 pm
:rolleyes:  Thx, Goober.  Now our main spammer, Snail, won't post anymore, because now that we've got our own topic, it's not spam!  :lol:
 

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #71 on: April 17, 2007, 03:31:50 am
Quote from: fsphiladelphia on April 16, 2007, 08:07:54 pm
I really liked the line by Mackie where he says "Looks like the defecation's about to hit the ventilation."


I've got a wad of spam I'd like to shove up your thread!

EDIT: Oh yes it is, Escher. We want our spam, or your beloved HLP isn't going to see their next thread!
« Last Edit: April 17, 2007, 03:52:44 am by ssmit132 »
 

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #72 on: April 17, 2007, 03:36:52 am
"Those spammers have fifteen hundred posts on their active. Try to lure the noobs away before you engage."
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #73 on: April 17, 2007, 03:39:12 am
Quote from: fsphiladelphia on April 16, 2007, 08:07:54 pm
I really liked the line by Mackie where he says "Looks like the defecation's about to hit the ventilation."



That's from Derelict and technically not canon like these posts, although it's probably this communities favourite line from a user-made campaign.





How about SPAM,SPAM, SPAM, HIT YOUR KEYBOARD POSTER!!!!!!!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #74 on: April 17, 2007, 03:48:16 am
So? There were a couple of sentences straight from Inferno R1.

"I can't read their posts much longer!"
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Offline Wobble73

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #75 on: April 17, 2007, 03:51:21 am
Quote from: LieutenantGeneralMobius on April 17, 2007, 03:48:16 am
So? There were a couple of sentences straight from Inferno R1.

"I can't read their posts much longer!"

Oh! I didn't see that one!  :sigh: Sorry!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #76 on: April 17, 2007, 12:24:08 pm
When did this become a quoting thread?

And i never got higher then captain and i only got that once. Yet i complete all objectives and kill all shivans and survive. Wtf? Anyone have a mission guide to FS2, like the bonus obj's of each mission so i can know if i miss any. Because i want to earn admiral.

And i alwalys would play on Hard or Insane.
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Offline Dark Hunter

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #77 on: April 17, 2007, 12:29:48 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on April 17, 2007, 12:24:08 pm
When did this become a quoting thread?

It started out as a quote thread ("Most recognizable FS dialogue"), but got split after LGM and Snail started rewriting FS quotes.
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Offline Mustang19

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #78 on: April 17, 2007, 01:10:49 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on April 17, 2007, 12:24:08 pm
When did this become a quoting thread?

And i never got higher then captain and i only got that once. Yet i complete all objectives and kill all shivans and survive. Wtf? Anyone have a mission guide to FS2, like the bonus obj's of each mission so i can know if i miss any. Because i want to earn admiral.

And i alwalys would play on Hard or Insane.

Play on an easier level. Medium gives you a .7 score multiplier (I think), Hard is 1.0X and Insane is just 1.2X. So you'll get a lot more points on the easier levels, unless you're very good.

And as for getting a lot of points, it mostly depends on stupid cheap tricks like using C-3-6 on enemy cruisers so that you'll get the kill (cruisers are worth a lot of points) and killing every capship in sight. Go for the big ships if you want promotions. But really, don't sweat it, these people you see with "Rear Admiral" have been playing user-made campaigns for years and slowly built up points flying hundreds of missions. Don't expect to get higher than Captain from playing the FS2 campaign once.
 

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Re: And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear...
Reply #79 on: April 17, 2007, 01:51:40 pm
Uhm, harder level you mean?
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