Author Topic: Minesweeper trailer!  (Read 4453 times)

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Offline BloodEagle

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Oh yeah? BEAT THIS!



It's fake, obviously.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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 :lol:
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline TrashMan

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Just you wait!

*open photoshop and enters 0.000000000000000000000000001 seconds*
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Actually, there is a cheat in Microsoft Minesweeper (Yes, I know, it makes a whole new level of sadness possible) that enables you to achieve times like zero... google for it if you don't believe. It's just a bit troublesome to use on higher levels, takes too much time.
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Oh yeah. There's also some dimwitted and mostly pointless cheat in Solitaire. Now that's sad.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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Offline Mars

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Sadly this is good for me


Anyhow... I'm lmfao over that trailer
« Last Edit: August 14, 2007, 03:37:20 pm by Mars »

 

Offline akenbosch

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3 seconds!

for real!

Burn the sucker out of the sky!
EAT PHOTONS INFIDEL! MAY THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS CONSUME YOU! :mad2:


snail gives a debriefing: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,48825.msg991954.html#msg991954

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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 :lol: Good stuff.
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline Scuddie

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Pah.  You guys don't give Minesweeper enough credit.  Yeah, default settings are a joke, but trying to clear a 24x24 grid with 144 mines is challenging as hell.  I once spent 45 minutes scouring for clues and deliberating which cell I should click on next.  If you want a challenge, I dare you to pull that off.  In all my sweeping history, I've only been able to successfully complete those conditions six times, taking several hours, sometimes days.  Most often if I'm anywhere near finishing, I just have to wildly guess until I bust, or until I get a break.  And with 1 in 4 cells being a mine, it gets very ugly near the end.

Try getting beyond even 50% completion on a 24x24 grid with 144 mines.  I dare you.
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.

 

Offline BloodEagle

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I used to watch paint dry (okay, it was only the one time) so, as you can imagine, Minesweeper was a huge upgrade. My record on a small game was... 4 seconds, and I forget the record I made on the large battlefield.  :D

 

Offline Polpolion

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My record on a large battlefield is 1 second.

 

Offline Hades

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I remember minesweeper when i was 3-4.It sucked to me at that time to. :P
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Pah.  You guys don't give Minesweeper enough credit.  Yeah, default settings are a joke, but trying to clear a 24x24 grid with 144 mines is challenging as hell.  I once spent 45 minutes scouring for clues and deliberating which cell I should click on next.  If you want a challenge, I dare you to pull that off.  In all my sweeping history, I've only been able to successfully complete those conditions six times, taking several hours, sometimes days.  Most often if I'm anywhere near finishing, I just have to wildly guess until I bust, or until I get a break.  And with 1 in 4 cells being a mine, it gets very ugly near the end.

Try getting beyond even 50% completion on a 24x24 grid with 144 mines.  I dare you.
:wtf:
Do you have a life?
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.

 

Offline Scuddie

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Yes, a lot bigger than you would think, but sometimes I have nothing better to do.  That, and I love the challenge.  Minesweeper has always been my favorite mind game.
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.