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Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
First time it could have been a coincidence. Second time, it was because the Trinity opened the portal.

The Shivans had other entry points into Terran space. They could've come in through Ross 128 like last time. They didn't. And when they captured Bosch, the Shivans packed up and left on the eve of their own victory. Maybe the Capella supernova was a more ominous version of Klaatu's warning.
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Offline ShadowGorrath

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Gonna send some fellas over to you. If you hear a knocking on the door, don't run.

Kinda hard if I'm in an SC 5.
Ok then ... Sending Alpha wing.

And about the whole discussion, if seriously, there's some pretty interesting ideas here. Interesting to read really ^^

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Ok then ... Sending Alpha wing.

I am protected by two hundred million Watchdog sentry guns.


Armed with Morning Stars.

And about the whole discussion, if seriously, there's some pretty interesting ideas here. Interesting to read really ^^

Though the Shivan peace keeping theory is a good idea, I personally dislike it.

 
Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Ok then ... Sending Alpha wing.

I am protected by two hundred million Watchdog sentry guns.


Armed with Morning Stars.

so what? he is sending in alpha wing!!! thats the chuck norris of FS.

hmm.. i think another question is why the shivans arent coming again by ross128!!!!

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Ok then ... Sending Alpha wing.

I am protected by two hundred million Watchdog sentry guns.


Armed with Morning Stars.

so what? he is sending in alpha wing!!! thats the chuck norris of FS.
Actually, Alpha 1 is the Chuck Norris of FS. The rest of Alpha Wing are merely weaklings, who die quickly during a mission and who think that Command conciders them worthless.
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23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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Offline Roanoke

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Why else would they only come out when the Terrans and Vasudans are already at war?

I always liked the idea of them being drawn to conflict.

Y'know, all abstract and, um, stuff..... :nervous:

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
I doubt any one of you Alpha 1s could get past 200,000,000 Watchdogs armed with Morning Stars. Unless you had either FRED's help or a helping table.

 
Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
I doubt any one of you Alpha 1s could get past 200,000,000 Watchdogs armed with Morning Stars. Unless you had either FRED's help or a helping table.

Or a Maxim Cannon, in which case, you pop the Watchdogs from a kilometer-and-a-half beyond their range.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
It'd take a long time to snipe 200,000,000 Watchdogs. :D

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
It'd take a long time to snipe 200,000,000 Watchdogs. :D
No prob. I has many times. kthxbye
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 
Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Alpha1 is already dead...but the death is afraid of telling him that....some watchdogs cant kill him...i think alpha could kick those 200mio with a roundhouse kick.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Fine. Kill me if you like. You'll nevah find me.

 
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Offline Kopachris

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
I'm protected by 200,000,000 Mjolnirs...  Not even Chuck Norris could get past that.  Chuck Norris's brother maybe...
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Offline Droid803

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Mjolnirs don't fire on fighters.
I could get past all of them on an Amazon.

But lol @ the starwars thing.
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Offline Kopachris

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
nyeh! :ick:
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Offline Snail

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
Watchdogs on the other hand, target everything.

Additionally, my Watchdogs are filled with leftovers and a near-limitless amount of Walkers crisps.

 

Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
200,000,000 watchdogs?

6Watchdogs*99 waves = 594 Watchdogs

594WDs*336700 wings = 199999800 Watchdogs

also

4WDs*50 waves=20

so 336700 wings of 6 watchdogs, with 99 waves per wing + 1 Wing of 4 Watchdogs, with 50 wave

 :eek2: :jaw:

Is it even possible to get that done with out crashing fred of the FS2 engine?
 :wtf:

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Offline Snail

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Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
I never said it was possible. It was simply a stupid role-playing hangover thing.

 
Re: Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto
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