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Offline Flipside

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
At the end of the day, Polar Bears live in a fridge for their natural habitat, and are the largest predators in that environment, so there's nothing stopping it stockpiling anyway.

 
Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Nitpick: No. Orcas are larger.
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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Orcas live in the water.

Edit: Though, in all fairness, I should have said Habitat instead of Environment for clarity.

 

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
*pictures killer whales hunting on the ice flows of the Arctic*

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
They could be like enormous rolling pins, thundering across glaciers living on a diet of Seagull pancakes ;)

 

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Sucks to be a celebrity!
Well, maybe they can replace this too with Baywatch, or something :doubt:

 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
you do realize this is an animal thats capable of catching and devouring a beluga whale. if you skimp on his enclosure then its pretty much asking for something to go wrong. if he can get into the carp tank, then he can get out and eat little children.

That's OK, they're Germans. Ho harm, no foul.

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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
This is ****ing stupid. And the zoo is trying to cover their asses saying that the carp were put in to eat algae, and weren't meant to be eaten. THey can't even say what they want to (the truth, that the bear was supposed to eat the fish) for fear of having someone go PETA on their asses. The bear (and us, for that matter) have been eating animals for 20000+ years. Why make a fuss about it. F***ing retarded.
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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
:(

poor, poor... carp - I vote capital punishment!

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Capital punishment for whom?

 

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
The bear of course...
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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
How can the bear sleep at night?  Non-vegetarians must be psychotic...  They kill harmless wild beasts cute cuddly creatures for FOOD!  That is just insane.

 

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Y'know, I grew up around bears.  Mostly black bears, but grizzlies too.  Wild ones.  Cougars, elk, moose, deer, coyotes, wolves, badgers, wolverines, and lynxes too.  I've seen all of them.  Met them all up close and personal in the bush.  Never had a problem, never gotten chewed, kicked, or killed (obviously), and only chased a few times.  And I can say, unequivocally, that I would love to take every single human being on this planet who is shocked by a bear eating fish, or animals killing other animals, or whatever other PC bull**** is entering our conception of animals and place them in the same wilderness, place them in the same environment, and I am 100% certain they'd be eaten, maimed, or trampled after the first encounter.  And good riddance.

This is like the morons that used to complain that we shot problem bears in the Kootenay region of BC.  I'd like to start transplanting them to Stanley Park (Vancouver).

These are not cute, cuddly soft toys folks.  Too many (or, if you follow my line of thinking, not enough) stupid people forget that.
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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Hahahahaha, oh wow.

So what are they gonna do next... find the bear guilty for murder and send him into a cage for ... no wait
Habeeb it...

 
Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
The best thing I have ever seen.... was a huge party/celebration done on live TV in San Francisco, Cali when they were releasing an otter from 'captivity.'  There was a band and everything there.  They opened the cage, the otter swam out into the bay, turned on its back and started cleaning itself.  Really cute, y'know?

The next thing you know, a huge shadow came from underwater, a killer whale broke the surface and swallowed the otter whole.  the band stopped playing.

The single most hysterical thing I have ever seen in my life.

Silly hippies.

 

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
The best thing I have ever seen.... was a huge party/celebration done on live TV in San Francisco, Cali when they were releasing an otter from 'captivity.'  There was a band and everything there.  They opened the cage, the otter swam out into the bay, turned on its back and started cleaning itself.  Really cute, y'know?

The next thing you know, a huge shadow came from underwater, a killer whale broke the surface and swallowed the otter whole.  the band stopped playing.

The single most hysterical thing I have ever seen in my life.

Silly hippies.
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Offline Rictor

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
Y'know, I grew up around bears.  Mostly black bears, but grizzlies too.  Wild ones.  Cougars, elk, moose, deer, coyotes, wolves, badgers, wolverines, and lynxes too.

You're either a lumberjack or Wolverine. I would like to believe the latter.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
I believe he said he lives in Edmonton.
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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
I believe he said he lives in Edmonton.

I currently live in Edmonton.  I spent the first 23 years of my life in the Kootenay region of southern British Columbia.  It's got more critters than people =)
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Re: Bear kills fish. Shock ensues.
This is like the morons that used to complain that we shot problem bears in the Kootenay region of BC.  I'd like to start transplanting them to Stanley Park (Vancouver).

These are not cute, cuddly soft toys folks.  Too many (or, if you follow my line of thinking, not enough) stupid people forget that.

Indeed. That's the truth for everyone... us humans ain't cuddly, soft toys either.
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