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Offline CliftonHaff

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My teacher didn't believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.

She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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I genuinely like this one  :lol:

 
What do you call it when a banana eats another banana?

Spoiler:
canabananalism

  
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”