[Nuclear1]

Don't focus on the bad, visulaise the unseesn possibilities of getting out there and meeting new and yet unknown women.

You need to get out there and stake a claim on your own woman


On-Topic, i just got back from two days haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrd graft with my army mates doing army sttuff with the army.

drill this weekend or something?

[Colonol Dekker]

Nope just a lickspit and prep for other activities. Got paid for it so can't whinge. I'm owed extras now as well as gaining favour.


so all round

[Mongoose]

I got married to the widow next door

You're kidding, right?

Of course not

point of fact, she's been married seven times before

Was every one an 'en-er-y?

[Aardwolf]

I have this week off.

[Bob-san]

I got married to the widow next door

You're kidding, right?

Of course not

point of fact, she's been married seven times before

I hope you don't disappear without a trace (except a horrible story in the newspaper about you being caught between two cars during a head-on collision).

[Scotty]

Myself and a group of fellow calculus students are headed over to one member's house to work on the take-home portion of this chapter's calculus test in about three hours.  Improper integrals are irritating.

[LordMelvin]

I got married to the widow next door

You're kidding, right?

Of course not

point of fact, she's been married seven times before

Was every one an 'en-er-y?

Is that the woman two counties over that I was hearing about? Three Henries, Three Williams, and one Sam?

[Nuke]

i can is not passedz outs yet

On the internet, nobody knows you're an lolcat.

...until you talk like this.

well, i have been hanging out with mr cuddles a lot lately.
hes been giving me cat lessons

[Klaustrophobia]

well the tungsten welds failed today.  i give up.

[Snail]

I fell down and hurt my wrist.

[Scotty]

I actually studied my calculus today.

[Nuclear1]

I got married to the widow next door

You're kidding, right?

Of course not

point of fact, she's been married seven times before

Was every one an 'en-er-y?

('EN-ER-Y)

Yep, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam

Is that the woman two counties over that I was hearing about? Three Henries, Three Williams, and one Sam?

Yes! Two people finally caught on

[Hades]

One and a half hours until my birthday, yay!

[Nuke]

i havent got a decent night sleep since my sister got home from juneau. also i learned that she is about as bat**** as my mother. she was all pissed off at her husband today and he left with the baby and took the boat back out to where they live, said boat then got grounded by the tide, and so my sister is raving like a lunatic and breaking stuff. she also just turned 21, and i was gonna get her drunk. looks like im gonna have to kill the booze all by my self

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Had a power failure at work today. Uninterruptible Power Supply (UPS) saved some computers from shutting down immediately, but the computer I was working on didn't have UPS, so it went off JUST AFTER I SAVED MY WORK. The moment the Saving Project dialog box in Premiere closed itself, the lights went out.

[Klaustrophobia]

the fire alarm in my lab building went off last night, not a minute after i discharged a 3000 volt arc (which sounds something like a WWII battleship's cannon firing).  i smelled smoke and freaked the **** out.  ran out of the basement to a cloudy hall.  turns out one of the grad students just burned the everliving **** out of something in the microwave, but i was kindof afraid the lab was about to explode with me in it for a bit.  my group members' response was to wonder how they would explain to our advisor why i was in the lab alone (they were elsewhere in the building and i left my phone as i ran).

[dragonsniper]

Finished modeling a weapon for Freespace Assault Force. About to eat something, and do something I really don't want to do, but that's life, like it or not.

[Mongoose]

the fire alarm in my lab building went off last night, not a minute after i discharged a 3000 volt arc (which sounds something like a WWII battleship's cannon firing).  i smelled smoke and freaked the **** out.  ran out of the basement to a cloudy hall.  turns out one of the grad students just burned the everliving **** out of something in the microwave, but i was kindof afraid the lab was about to explode with me in it for a bit.  my group members' response was to wonder how they would explain to our advisor why i was in the lab alone (they were elsewhere in the building and i left my phone as i ran).

It's always amazed me how people were able to burn the hell out of items in the microwave.  I feel like you'd have to actually try to do it.

[SpardaSon21]

You mean you never blew up that guy's microwave casserole in the beginning of Half-Life?

[Colonol Dekker]

Of course I bloody did.
 
I once put a rival suitors wallet in a microwave and ****ed his credit cards so I could take the lady in question out instead