[Scotty]

I just spend the last ~3 hours making a mostly complete campaign download source thread.

[iamzack]

just realized august 4th is my five year anniversary on the forum i moderate

too bad there's only me and about three other members left and all the admins and other mods have completely bailed

[redsniper]

* redsniper has discovered Joan Baez

[Colonol Dekker]

Last night in my NAAFI, I discovered a bottle of Martini, as a quite natural progression myself and one or two fellow soldiers decided to hit James Bonds favourite.
Shaken not stirred of course.
 
At the moment i'm cringing into the only bit of shadow available on the train while holding onto my sunglasses for dear life.
 
 
How the hell 007 got anything done after two of these hellish creations i'll never know.
 
 
Feel a bit sick to be honest.
 

[qazwsx]

Completed all three HL2 games, got to level 22 on alien swarm and played a few hours of TF2, all within a week.
Now playing Eufloria.
Help. Me.

[Snail]

Completed all three HL2 games, got to level 22 on alien swarm and played a few hours of TF2, all within a week.
Now playing Eufloria.
Help. Me.

<3

[Dilmah G]

The ****ty fast food place I work at rosters me on 'till 9.45pm on weeknights for some reason, even though I've told them like 10 times I can only work 'till 8.

After realising I was the only school aged employee who goes to school at my fast food joint, I talked to the manager, who gave me a "You want to go to... uni-ver-si-ty?" look, as if I'd told her I wanted to go emigrate to Cambodia tomorrow when I told her was doing 6 tertiary entrance subjects in *gasp* ELEVENTH GRADE. *gosh, who would stay at school past tenth grade? *

Before saying I might not be able to get my shifts changed.

**** you fast food, suck on my resignation letter.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I saw a girl reading Twilight on the train today. Coincidentally, I came across this image last night:

[Snail]

**** you fast food, suck on my resignation letter.

Nice one

[Colonol Dekker]

I saw a girl reading Twilight on the train today. Coincidentally, I came across this image last night:

 
 
Belle will ALWAYS be my favourite disney babe.
 
SHE'S JUST TOO DAMN FINE.

[Hades]

Or maybe you're just too damn easy?

[iamzack]

I've done it now. Tura's friend that I actually like talking to and stuff has a crush on me. I suck. I'm the worst friend or girlfriend ever.

[Nuke]

I saw a girl reading Twilight on the train today. Coincidentally, I came across this image last night:

 
 
Belle will ALWAYS be my favourite disney babe.
 
SHE'S JUST TOO DAMN FINE.

eeewww, french women dont shave

[qazwsx]

I saw a girl reading Twilight on the train today. Coincidentally, I came across this image last night:

 
 
Belle will ALWAYS be my favourite disney babe.
 
SHE'S JUST TOO DAMN FINE.

eeewww, french women dont shave

I know at least one that does >_>

[blowfish]

I've done it now. Tura's friend that I actually like talking to and stuff has a crush on me. I suck. I'm the worst friend or girlfriend ever.

Don't be so hard on yourself.  It's not your fault. Not yet, anyway...

[Flipside]

Watched Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen.

A strange blend of over-CGI, Testicle references and just a dash of racial stereotyping, all served with slow motion footage of the, admittedly, very attractive lead female running in loose clothing...

I suppose, considering this is primarily aimed at those who would have been playing with the original Transformers toys, men aged 30ish and over, that makes sense, but wasn't overly impressed with the movie itself.

[NGTM-1R]

Shaken not stirred of course.

Did I ever tell you what's messed up about James Bond? Shaken not stirred will get you  water with dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James Bond is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.

That might answer how Mr. Bond did it.

[qazwsx]

originally posted on MSN, CBA to retype it, enoy the formatting:

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was rather freaked out on paper round today
 did an extra round, houses were quite country like
 anyway
 this one house looks empty
 peeling paint on the outside
 gate was a PITA to open
 anyway, I'm trying to find the front door
 look inside, there's bits of newspaper on the floor
 boarded up doors
 and a sofa placed in front of one of them
 so, I'm like "oh, looks like half life"
 carry on trying to find the front door
 and find A ****ING CROWBAR
 it was lying there
 next to a crate
 D:
 it hits me then
 gate= physics puzzle
 front lawn had stepping stones on = platforming section
 crowbar+supply crates
 what usually comes next?
 zombies!
 so, I put the paper in the front door
 and hear muffled voices inside
 ****ing legged it
 I don't get paid enough to save humanity

[Bob-san]

* redsniper has discovered Joan Baez

She's an alright artist. I've only listened to Diamonds & Rust, From Every Stage, and Recently. From what I understand, she has 31 other albums (34 total, not including studio compilations) over a now 52-year long career. Precious few artists have been active for over 5 decades.

[Klaustrophobia]

i just about pissed myself watching who's line clips on youtube.