Clubbing
A favorite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
- Urban Dictionary
Sounds about right.
Not even.
Honestly if you weren't having fun, go to a different club, grab more friends to go out with and/or just give it a go another night. Granted it's not for everybody, but piss helps!

Hell, Battuta's a teetotaler (aren't you?) and he still has buckets of fun.
Okay now piss seriously helps, it's great fun! Get drunk, do stupid ****, stumble from club to club, dance and maybe even find a member of the opposite sex to chill with.