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Offline Retsof

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #20 on: May 11, 2008, 01:47:43 pm
The liver happens to slow Carl down as he attempts to rid his system of the foul meat.
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #21 on: May 11, 2008, 02:13:16 pm
then along came derek smart and bought out volition and made fs3. Starring snail and wobble, which featured . . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #22 on: May 11, 2008, 02:34:37 pm
Micheal Jackson, Darek Smart's dad.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #23 on: May 11, 2008, 02:58:56 pm
Michael hurriedly hides the small children in his closet as reporters come to interview him about his protegé...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #24 on: May 12, 2008, 04:11:38 pm
"One day, Admiral Bosch woke up on the Iceni..."
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #25 on: May 12, 2008, 04:34:30 pm
Oh sad race oh sad race oh sad race.
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #26 on: May 12, 2008, 04:36:52 pm
^^ I never got that, btw. Is it a reference to something, or just old VBB humor?
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

Hard Light Productions:
"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #27 on: May 12, 2008, 05:03:09 pm
I don't know, I just felt it appropriate in the context.

...And then Carl jumps out of the ventilation shaft, closely followed by Gooby...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #28 on: May 12, 2008, 05:25:23 pm
trying to inflict bodily harm on the good Admiral. When who should appear? Why, young Snail in his mighty admin class power armour, all set to defend Bosch when all of a sudden. . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #29 on: May 12, 2008, 05:43:40 pm
a Sathanas jumps in, forcing the Iceni to go into subspace. Everyone is thrown to the floor...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Scuddie

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #30 on: May 12, 2008, 06:08:33 pm
...except for James T. Kirk, who quickly takes control of the destabilized command frigate.
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #31 on: May 12, 2008, 06:14:13 pm
And...proceeds to...issue...rapid-fire orders...to...his crew.  Only to realize...
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Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Scuddie

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #32 on: May 12, 2008, 06:18:07 pm
There's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.  There's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #33 on: May 12, 2008, 06:36:30 pm
who realised they share a common love of :headz: with the Zods and thus granted them amnesty and merged empires. Meanwhile back on the NTF command frigate....
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #34 on: May 12, 2008, 06:38:09 pm
Gooby is bludgeoning Bosch to death with the discarded fried liver, when kara surprises everyone by shooting him in the leg...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #35 on: May 12, 2008, 08:15:04 pm
But the bullet just bounces off, because Bosch is actually a cyborg and...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Triple Ace

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #36 on: May 12, 2008, 08:47:07 pm
...is fueled by refreshing ice cold Bosch Beer.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #37 on: May 12, 2008, 08:49:27 pm
While the Bosch Beer does not give him 400 BABIES!!! it does make him belch rather loudly...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Excalibur

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #38 on: May 12, 2008, 09:05:37 pm
But the room is sealed... :eek:
His legacy will last until the beginning.
 

Offline Triple Ace

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #39 on: May 12, 2008, 09:15:22 pm
...and the combined smell of the Bosch's belches and the rancid liver was powerful enough to...
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