[Stormkeeper]

... Breaks into the local beverage store, but finds only bottles of Minute Maid Orange Juice! In desperation, Carl ...

[Hellstryker]

proceeds to hangar 7A, only to find dead terran bodies and boxes labeled 

[Tyrian]

Using the headz as bait, he lays a cunning trap to...

[Stormkeeper]

 ... Draw random people so that he may afix himselves to a certain part of their anatomy and derive extreme pleasure at their expense doing ...

[redsniper]

... The Mash!
He did the Monster Mash!
It was a graveyard smash.
He did the mash.
It caught on in a flash.
He did the mash.
He did the mo-o-o-onster mash.

[Scuddie]

Afterwards, he had realized he ate too many space mushrooms, regardless of the fact that...

[colecampbell666]

There is no soil in space...

[Admiral_Stones]

but he buyed these high quality shrooms from our resident, ever-high Mobius™, realizing he spent all his money, thus...

[Stormkeeper]

... he entreated the Gaming Gods to give unto him a bounty of wealth, because after all he is a ...

[colecampbell666]

FRICKIN' SHARK WITH A FRICKIN' LAZER ON HIS FRICKIN' HEAD!!!!!

[Stormkeeper]

And Carl went, "I"M CHARGIN MAH LAZER!"

[colecampbell666]

But his mouth became filled with a taco.

[Stormkeeper]

And lo! Carl did partake of this Taco, and he did speaketh, "It needs some tobasco and beer." And lo! did Aken Bosch appear with his beer in hand, and did Petrach appear with a tobasco bottle in hand!

[Polpolion]

And everything promptly exploded.

[colecampbell666]

...Caused by the paradox of Bosch appearing with beer, at a time when Minute Maid Orange Juice was the only beverage in the universe...

[Snail]

Causing the Mobius Paradox, which means everything becomes rainbow color and Mobius becomes king of an alternate dimension, which collides with the real universe.

[colecampbell666]

Combining the universes gives everyone Mobian Measles, and WeeGee diagnoses them as "sure to die"...

Geez. This is what? The third time that the universe has been destroyed/put back together?

[Snail]

Geez. This is what? The third time that the universe has been destroyed/put back together?

Then Bosch said "Who said that?"

[Colonol Dekker]

Then a policeman came out with a blatantly obvious fake beard, Jeremy beadle said "it was me, sorry to trick everyone, let's shake hands and make up" 

[Nuke]

meanwhile in another compartment chuck norris and mr t were smoking space crack, later that evening one of the m gave the other space aids, unsure of who had it first, they promptly decide to...