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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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- When you get hypnotised by beams.

Oh yeah, that. Once, I got vapourised by the NTC Alba because I saw it fire its beam...and I flew into it. :wtf:
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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But Alpha 1 is an Admiral, so he should get his/her own force, like Bosch does...

Tune in next week, for FREESPACE RTS!!!

Right?
-C

 

Offline Snail

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But Alpha 1 is an Admiral, so he should get his/her own force, like Bosch does...

Tune in next week, for FREESPACE RTS!!!

Right?
All you need to do is buy a few wings of Sekhmets and you win the game.

 

Offline eliex

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But Alpha 1 is an Admiral, so he should get his/her own force, like Bosch does...

Tune in next week, for FREESPACE RTS!!!

Right?
All you need to do is buy a few wings of Sekhmets and you win the game.

No, no. You've got it all wrong. All you need to do is cheat into the game system 100 Collossuses  :drevil:
« Last Edit: August 19, 2008, 01:57:56 am by eliex »

 

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- When you're the only man within three generations of women whilst on vacation and you plead to heavens, "Get me outta here, Command!"

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.

 

Offline Snail

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No, no. You've got it all wrong. All you need to do is cheat into the game system 100 Collossuses  :drevil:
I'll bet that 100 Colossi can be defeated by 10 or so Sathanes.

 

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- When you think that the Colossus/Sathanas can beat up Chuck Norris.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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When you think that

YOU

ARE

ALPHA 1
, and cannot die. :drevil:
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Dilmah G

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- When you think that the Colossus/Sathanas can beat up Chuck Norris.


LOL! im listing that one
Trendy Lefty. Good music from a good friend of mine.

Freespace Rap: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62924.0.html

The Fighter Pilot Series: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=72431.msg1431423#msg1431423

The word 'Yo' is only ever to be used as a singular greeting.
It is considered an insult to destroy a perfectly acceptable greeting by misuse. A 'Yo-Yo' is a toy spun from the index finger by small children and enthusiasts,
any such use as a greeting will result in prompt reprimand by any member of the 'African-American' or 'Sri-Lankans-who-think-they're-black' community

Fury`: if General Krav Maga wouldn't be enough, beating up 16 teenagers is going to get me into jail :p /
BlackMan: Maybe if you turned into pedobear you'd be more of a threat

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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- When a baseball match reminds you of the GTVA Colossus turning about.
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline TrashMan

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- When you get hypnotised by beams.

Light...so beautifull...so tantalizing...can't look away...like....like a giant bug zapper.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

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"You are no longer allowed back at a certain gas station after you terminated the rearming sequence"

 :wakka:

 

Offline Excalibur

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- You are a fighter pilot and you attempt to highjack the QA Boeing 747, the transport pilot "is one of us", which is true if you aren't Vasudan. Or Shivan.
- When the Colossus plays baseball with you in High Noon.

EDIT: and you hang around long enoug after missions to notice this:   (Hauler 1 & Hauler 2 thred)

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In the mission Into the Maelstrom, there are 2 Elysium transports named Hauler 1 and Hauler 2. They have no purpose in the mission.

That's from the Wiki.  But if you hang around after the Collosus arrives they will move in and dock with the transports, then If I remember correctly, they will go to the Collosus.  Most of the time one of them gets splattered by asteroids though and this seems to mess up the orders for the second.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2008, 10:45:17 pm by Excalibur »
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Crap, I do that too. :D

Speaking of which...

- When you go beyond the call of duty and oversee Iotas 1 and 2 transfer their crew onto the GVD Psamtik after the end of Surrender, Belisarius!.
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline eliex

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 . . . or ensure that the freighters reach the Colossus on Into the Maelstrom

 

Offline Excalibur

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See the the purpose of Hauler 1 & 2 thread for the "discussion" on this, and other "after mission" events.

By the way, has anyone actually been hit by the Colossus when it starts swinging? (High Noon)

Who only read one "the"?
His legacy will last until the beginning.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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By the way, has anyone actually been hit by the Colossus when it starts swinging? (High Noon)

Not me. I always do a banzai charge towards the Sathanas to damage it as much as possible, so I'm always too far away.
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Snail

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Has anyone ever been in a situation when the Colossus and Sathanas just kinda like do their waypoints or whatever, but never use their beams? Then they just blob each other (the blobs don't actually hit, they don't have enough range) until Command tells me I'm deserting and then blows me up.

I heard it has something to do with Cancer wing, though I forget what.

 

Offline Kie99

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Has anyone ever been in a situation when the Colossus and Sathanas just kinda like do their waypoints or whatever, but never use their beams? Then they just blob each other (the blobs don't actually hit, they don't have enough range) until Command tells me I'm deserting and then blows me up.

I heard it has something to do with Cancer wing, though I forget what.

Yes.  Also, another time, I decided I wanted Alpha wing to survive and told them to ignore the Sathanas, unfortunately this made the Colossus do the same.  It's virtually impossible for the Sathanas to win that mission though.
"You shot me in the bollocks, Tim"
"Like I said, no hard feelings"

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Also, another time, I decided I wanted Alpha wing to survive and told them to ignore the Sathanas, unfortunately this made the Colossus do the same.
Did you issue that order to Alpha Wing or to everyone?
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []