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Offline ShadowGorrath

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When you start having dreams related to FS or it's mods.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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When you think that a warship's engine is the best ambient sound in the world;

Adding on to that...

- You bought a sleep sound generator, but you found you slept much better after you replaced the "Ocean waves" setting with the sound of the Aquitaine's engines.
- The most successful alarm clock you've owned sounds like the "out of countermeasures" sound.
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Offline Aardwolf

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Offline Excalibur

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- You have all the FS2 music and the soundtracks you recorded from the cutsccenes on a CD.
- You can recite the whole "Thirty-two years have passed since the Great War..." intro speech.
- You hum FS2 music in the shower and other places.
- You like beam sounds, and daydream about how the people around you make that "vaporised" sound when you fire your BFRed.
- You get younger children to be the Orion in the opening cutscene, including how it rotates.
- You have an FS2 ship as your desktop background.
- You have customised you computer's sound and visual themes so they are like the FS2 interface.
- You get quotes like "that's not good enough, Command, we're not properly armed out here" stuck in your head, and use them for certain responses to people.
His legacy will last until the beginning.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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- You have all the FS2 music and the soundtracks you recorded from the cutsccenes on a CD.
- You can recite the whole "Thirty-two years have passed since the Great War..." intro speech.
- You hum FS2 music in the shower and other places.
- You like beam sounds, and daydream about how the people around you make that "vaporised" sound when you fire your BFRed.
- You get younger children to be the Orion in the opening cutscene, including how it rotates.
- You have an FS2 ship as your desktop background.
- You have customised you computer's sound and visual themes so they are like the FS2 interface.
- You get quotes like "that's not good enough, Command, we're not properly armed out here" stuck in your head, and use them for certain responses to people.

Bolded italics are stuff I actually do in real-life (I can still hear the BFRed firing in my head; it's been firing continuously for about a month now), while italics are stuff I used to do, but can't now because of technical limitations.

...I still have the GTF Ares, GTVA Colossus and SJ Sathanas statistics wallpapers in my backups somewhere, not to mention a modified rip of the old INFR1 menu screen showing the SH Gargant...
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Quote: 16 September 2016 Friday, 2028hrs UTC+8, #hard-light
[20:28:44] <Hades> i want you guys to know that i'm using the stop font as my irc font
[20:28:46] <Hades> it is a bad time
[20:29:12] <Oddgrim-Work> Change the font to vasudan standard and then you'll have a bad time
[20:29:24] <Hades> http://i.imgur.com/N2f8qA4.png
[20:29:47] <z64555> change the font to vasudan comic sans, then you'll have a real bad time
[20:30:02] <Oddgrim-Work> Thats a terrible font
[20:30:06] <EvilBagel> comic headz

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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- When a cop merges onto the freeway and you hum m3_earv1 without thinking about it.
- You know which tune that is without looking it up.
Goddamnit.

- When you're pitting your team of kids against another team of kids at dodgeball and you yell at your team to "Dive, dive, dive, hit the deck      pilots!"
- When you see 'beam' on any weapon description and expect to hear/see three things:
  1) A whirring charge up sound and effect
  2) A beam of light that pulses for a few seconds
  3) A charge down sound and effect
- You feel disappointed when any beam weapons lacks any of the above things.
- You get arrested for trying to bomb a Shivan temple. (Temple dedicated to Shiva)
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Offline Jeff Vader

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- When you can say "This team Vs. team mission pits your team against Zeta team with a Ganymede installation in between. Good luck, pilots." three times fast, with little to no effort.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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My personal favourite which i do pretty much every day is hum the first few bars of Aquitaine.wav while;
Waiting for the bus,
Brishing my teeth,
Typing,
doing my laces up,
posting on HLP,
contemplating how to pull women,
Getting ready to go out,
running on the treadmill

many more random ones.

I need to make an aquitaine.wav rave song.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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  • You have convinced your wife/girlfriend to play FS2 with you.

I admit nothing.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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I need to make an aquitaine.wav rave song.
Agreed. Someone should also make a thrash version (srsly).
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Wobble73

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  • Reality is for people with no imagination

  • You have convinced your wife/girlfriend to play FS2 with you.

I've given up that!  :(  :sigh:
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
 
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Offline NGTM-1R

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I've given up that!  :(  :sigh:

Actually, getting her to try FS2 was really pretty easy because it's got great stuff for single player like Blue Planet and Transcend. What she had to be dragged kicking and screaming into was EVE. (She played Counterstrike once, a long time ago, and got the "omfg a girl" and "tits or gtfo" one too many times...damn CS players, scum of the web. :p)
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Al Tarket

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- when your car breaks down and think its a shivan attack.
- when you think an ursa is a brick and shortly go around creating the sathanas out of all the bricks on the site.
- when taking a pee your constantly vigilant about thinking that a vasudan is looking over your left shoulder.

the supernova thing, is always in the back on my mind.
Cowardice is no selfishness, Friendliness is no enemy and Information is no attack platform.

Judge these words wisely and you might make it through this cruel world.

 

Offline Wobble73

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  • Reality is for people with no imagination

- when taking a pee your constantly vigilant about thinking that a vasudan is looking over your left shoulder.



Or....

- when taking a pee you make a Terslash sound!  :lol:
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
 
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 You would be well adviced to question the wisdom of older forumites, we all have our preferences and perversions

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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if i did that it would be a LRBFG (purley based on produced volume)
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Offline Al Tarket

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a helios shooting a LRBFRGreen  :lol:. freaky :rolleyes:.
Cowardice is no selfishness, Friendliness is no enemy and Information is no attack platform.

Judge these words wisely and you might make it through this cruel world.

 

Offline Snail

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- when taking a pee you make a Terslash sound!  :lol:
I make an AAAf/AAAh sound
« Last Edit: August 13, 2008, 09:43:34 am by Snail »

 

Offline Dilmah G

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- when taking a pee you make a Terslash sound!  :lol:
I make an AAAf/AAAh sound

... Well you obvously havent played too much fs2 have you?
Trendy Lefty. Good music from a good friend of mine.

Freespace Rap: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62924.0.html

The Fighter Pilot Series: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=72431.msg1431423#msg1431423

The word 'Yo' is only ever to be used as a singular greeting.
It is considered an insult to destroy a perfectly acceptable greeting by misuse. A 'Yo-Yo' is a toy spun from the index finger by small children and enthusiasts,
any such use as a greeting will result in prompt reprimand by any member of the 'African-American' or 'Sri-Lankans-who-think-they're-black' community

Fury`: if General Krav Maga wouldn't be enough, beating up 16 teenagers is going to get me into jail :p /
BlackMan: Maybe if you turned into pedobear you'd be more of a threat

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Al Tarket. At least it's not a fury :p
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GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Flipside

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When you see a 'Too much FS2' thread and think 'Oh look, haven't seen one of those for a while.'