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Offline Kosh

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Wife Swap 2012
on: August 20, 2008, 09:55:02 am
http://www.realitysandwich.com/2012_goes_primetime

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Wife Swap, the show that involves two families switching mothers to see how others live, is looking for outgoing families who are “actively preparing for December 21st, 2012.” Participants spend part of the week observing how the host family lives; the guest mother then introduces rules and activities that are important to her family. With the various beliefs people have about 2012, preparation could mean anything from stocking the fallout shelter and learning to live without electricity to meditating together and growing food. It will be interesting to see how primetime reality TV approaches 2012 and what impressions the families leave on each other as they clash or cooperate.

And if for some reason you're interested in giving this a go, you can contact "Wife Swap" casting producer, Danielle, through her MySpace profile.

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"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 09:56:12 am
Thasnks for the offer but i aint married anymore :lol:
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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 10:32:28 am
what happens 2012?
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 10:33:40 am
The End of the WorldTM?
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14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 10:40:20 am
why? lhc?
 

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 11:04:10 am
Quote from: Topgun on August 20, 2008, 10:32:28 am
what happens 2012?
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Offline Kosh

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 11:10:32 am
Quote from: Topgun on August 20, 2008, 10:40:20 am
why? lhc?

Lots of doomsday prophecies are supposed to happen on that date.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 01:06:04 pm
The Ancient Mayan's calendar ends in December of 2012.

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Shows like that are the downfall of civilized society.... Stop laughing.
 

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 01:13:00 pm
Quote from: Topgun on August 20, 2008, 10:32:28 am
what happens 2012?
Same thing that's happening this year, just in some random place in the United Nations of Britain-Land.
 

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 01:27:04 pm
many people said that y2k bug will destroy civilized soceity and it didnt. i am not willing to face the already planned out future of 21st december 2012. what we need are some narn to go up the asteroid and shout at it to move :D or get the lucy in to vaporize it along with bin ladens terrorist HQ by just pure accident.

another soppy reality tv show for female 40 somethings, they should do something more worthwhile of course if it gets them famous then i cant imagine seeing the whole of the uk's married population who have offspring partake in such an adventure. hahaha good luck men!!
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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 01:27:52 pm
Quote from: BloodEagle on August 20, 2008, 01:06:04 pm
Shows like that are the downfall of civilized society.

Never has a truer thing been said. Indeed.
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Offline Maniax

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 07:41:27 am
Don't forget Terrence Mckenna's theory!

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His predictions for this transcendent event were wide ranging and varied, depending on his audience, and different times he conjectured the following: the mass of humanity would, by means of some technology, become mentally conjoined in a great collective; the moment in which time travel became a reality; the birth of self-conscious artificial intelligence; a global UFO visitation; and occasionally he even expressed doubt whether anything at all would happen. However, McKenna claimed that there was no contradiction between these scenarios, as they might all happen simultaneously.
 

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 08:36:14 am
This is a bad article, but I happen to agree with this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_C._Hoagland Either his theory is correct, or nothing happens at all, which is, in all honesty, more likely

This, on the other hand, is a VERY good interview with him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEcfohz8xE He only mentions 2012 in the third part though, and altogether it's 3 hours long
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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Snail on August 20, 2008, 01:13:00 pm
Same thing that's happening this year, just in some random place in the United Nations of Britain-Land.

Or may I suggest...

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...The United States of Great England Land...

...maybe...

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...or even...

Quote from: Lord Hakkera
...Bretonia...

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #14 on: August 21, 2008, 09:51:06 am
Quote from: BloodEagle on August 20, 2008, 01:06:04 pm
The Ancient Mayan's calendar ends in December of 2012.

Like we're supposed to believe the prophecies of a civilisation which couldn't foresee it's own fate. :rolleyes:
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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #15 on: August 21, 2008, 10:10:19 am
Yeah, what was the deal with that?

Name me one apocalypse theory that has come true. Can't? Oh well.
 

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #16 on: August 21, 2008, 10:57:05 am
Nostradamus supposedly predicted WW II, if that counts. Not that I actually believe it, since according to him the antichrist will come from the middle east  :rolleyes:
 

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #17 on: August 21, 2008, 11:37:26 am
Quote from: Hellstryker on August 21, 2008, 10:57:05 am
Nostradamus supposedly predicted WW II, if that counts. Not that I actually believe it, since according to him the antichrist will come from the middle east  :rolleyes:

He also predicted the world would end in 1999, and it didn't.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #18 on: August 21, 2008, 11:43:57 am
Quote from: Snail on August 21, 2008, 10:10:19 am
Name me one apocalypse theory that has come true. Can't? Oh well.

Well....I can name you a million that didn't  :D
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Re: Wife Swap 2012
Reply #19 on: August 21, 2008, 01:22:50 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on August 21, 2008, 11:43:57 am
Quote from: Snail on August 21, 2008, 10:10:19 am
Name me one apocalypse theory that has come true. Can't? Oh well.

Well....I can name you a million that didn't  :D

List them all, please.  ;7 :drevil: :ick: :lol:
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