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Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
No he's still there, he's just hidden deep in the bowels of HLP station, near the fusion reactor to hybernate for the next 32 years.

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just checked the members list. Its amazing how many members do "not compute".

Now if we are talking just "carl" who has over 1011 posts then he's been missing about a year. so he's got 31 years of hybernation left.

If we are talking "Carl-the-shivan" then he's been missing for 7 years, in which case he will return in 25 years...He only made 3 posts before vanishing.
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
No - meant the actual shivan. normally he thumps around over there a lot looking for food or n00bs who don't know to feed him. i haven't heard him in a while though and there is a bit of a melting metal smell. or he could just be hibernating or sleeping. or he found a large meal and is still eating.
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
fnie then, ignore my edit that mentions Carl and Carl The Shivan.

Carl our pet Shivan has deep into the ducts of HLP station to Hybernate. Shivan hybernation cycles last 32 years. Now since i dont know when he was last seen, i cant say how much of that time has elapse

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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
ah ok. the melting metal must have just been someone playing with the subachs again.
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
Well, this has surely degenerated...but :lol:
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
BTW is that human or shivan years.
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
Carl our pet Shivan has deep into the ducts of HLP station to Hybernate. Shivan hybernation cycles last 32 years. Now since i dont know when he was last seen, i cant say how much of that time has elapse

Really? I heard he gorged on too many n00bs and got fat. And then got stuck in the ventilation ducts and died there.
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
What a "fun" death... I hope the he didn't eat anyone I know. :nervous:
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
Shivans don't bleed because they don't have blood. They're suspended in a solution of Bosch beer and run on Duracell AA batteries :p
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
that explains why they just keep coming and coming and coming and coming...
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
 :lol: Out of camera shot they wear little running shorts and vests too ;7
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
:lol: Out of camera shot they wear little running shorts and vests too ;7
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
Shivans don't bleed because they don't have blood. They're suspended in a solution of Bosch beer and run on Duracell AA batteries :p

That's why they invaded - to corner the universal market on Bosch Beer and batteries!

 

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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
It's quite the industry. There only 1 kind of legit Bosch beer.
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
It was a dark time for the Alliance. It appears they have designated the Iceni incorrectly. It was a Freighter, not a Frigate, designed to carry a shipment of Bosch Beer to the Shivans. Bosch, from research into GTI, knew of the Shivan's love for Bosch beer, and decided that he would bring them a massive shipment stowed onboard all of the NTF ships. Initially, the Shivans were just trying to steal some after finding some on board the NTC Trinity. When they heard the rest of the shipment (the NTF Fleet) got destroyed after Bosch contacted them, the Shivans essentially got real pissed and decided that blowing up a star and watching the resulting light show (reknowned for being very pretty to shivans) would be a good way of releasing the stress. So they blew up Capella. Some Shivans were mesmerized by the prettyness of the explosion and failed to jump out in their Sath before they got smoked. Others were more alert and managed to jump out.
As for Bosch, they assimilated him to learn the secrets of how to make more of this beer. Now that the Shivans are running low on ingredients, they are preparing to invade a third time...

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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
I think it's ok. :)
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
Do shivans have their own years like cats and dogs?
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
Do shivans have their own years like cats and dogs?
Cat/Dog years are just because they have a shorter lifespan.  Seeing as Shivans most likelly ahve a different lifespan than us, then yes, I guess they would have thier own "years"
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
so is that 32 human or shivan years?
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Re: Do shivans bleed when they die?
so is that 32 human or shivan years?

Thats how long they hybernate for - 32 Earth Years
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