[Angelus]

I had sex today. Unlike most (possibly all) of you.

Doing things the first time is kinda special. 

[redsniper]

I have to do Community Service this week

At a Retirement Village


RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!

What did you do?

[iamzack]

I'm about to be late for my therapist appointment. *sigh*

[Commander Zane]

I had sex today. Unlike most (possibly all) of you.

*Raises one finger up* I call bull****.

[Rick James]

I had sex today. Unlike most (possibly all) of you.

[Snail]

I had sex today. Unlike most (possibly all) of you.

Just b'cuz you have a working phone and I don't doesn't make you any better than me.

[GTSVA]

I had sex today. Unlike most (possibly all) of you.

Just b'cuz you have a working phone and I don't doesn't make you any better than me.

[Vrets]

I rarely drink water. My intake is mostly from junk food.

Hideous bloated stoat.

[tinfoil]

 

[iamzack]

I had sex today. Unlike most (possibly all) of you.

*Raises one finger up* I call bull****.

Right, I forgot, Turambar had sex too.

[Commander Zane]

Give me seven more months!
I can't even go on vacation until then.

[Sololop]

Theres a spider on my floor. I now am imprisoned on my couch, as there are no objects within arms length as which to neutralize the target.

[Polpolion]

Theres a spider on my floor. I now am imprisoned on my couch, as there are no objects within arms length as which to neutralize the target.

foot?

[esarai]

Theres a spider on my floor. I now am imprisoned on my couch, as there are no objects within arms length as which to neutralize the target.

What size of target?

[Sololop]

Foot?! Are you insane?! Make CONTACT with a SPIDER? Never! Gah!

Target is around 1 1/2 inches wide. Commonly known as those black "Bathtub Spiders."

It currently is in a small crack between the floor and the wall, as the boards that go along the wall base were removed when we got a new floor a week or so ago, haven't been reinstalled yet.

I await it's return, as I have retrieved a book.

The battle will be bloody, and their will only be one victor.

[Bob-san]

Foot?! Are you insane?! Make CONTACT with a SPIDER? Never! Gah!

Target is around 1 1/2 inches wide. Commonly known as those black "Bathtub Spiders."

It currently is in a small crack between the floor and the wall, as the boards that go along the wall base were removed when we got a new floor a week or so ago, haven't been reinstalled yet.

I await it's return, as I have retrieved a book.

The battle will be bloody, and their will only be one victor.

If I'm not mistaken, you're talking about an arachnid, "Harvestmen". Right?

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I'm importing additional music to my iTunes Library from my Soukyuu Gurentai CD.

[Sololop]

If I'm not mistaken, you're talking about an arachnid, "Harvestmen". Right?

I didn't know what a Harvestman was, so I googled it.

I really wish I didn't. 

[Commander Zane]

Dammit now I'm Googling it too.

What? That's it? Daddy Longlegs are you freaking serious?

[Turambar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider

They live in the crevices of tree bark, but will frequently wander into homes and vehicles. They are able to travel extremely fast, often using a springing jump while running, and walk on walls and even on ceilings. They also tend to exhibit a "cling" reflex if picked up, making them difficult to shake off and much more likely to bite. The females are fierce defenders of their egg sacs and young. They will generally make a threat display if provoked, but if the warning is ignored they may attack and bite.