You're not black, and I'm not white. Your douchebaggery astounds.
You're misreading what I said, I never implied I was actually black. The only times I've ever implied my skin colour was black is as part of a long-running joke that carried on from my first day of high school. I am very clearly
BROWN. Your failure to understand this astounds me, since as a self-confessed Redneck your very existence is a joke to anyone Lower-Middle Class and above. And your behavior stereotype fits that of a supremely unsophisticated white person. [Street_Logic]This makes you white by association and me black by comparison.[/Street_Logic]
YO HARDASS MUFUGGAHS REPPIN GHETTO STYLE BEST BE STEPPIN OFF.
I don't rep Ghetto Style, I rep Sick Money + The Hood

And seeing as you like the word so much I even bothered looking up the definition/proper meaning
Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in most of the English-speaking world. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[6] The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.
Arrogance and Malice, actually you've got that spot on to the point where it's almost a compliment to the stereotypes and behaviors I embody, why thank-you

And that's my $0.02, take it or leave it