If you want a good laugh and read LOTR, read this book!
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0451452615/qid=1017353253/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-2807877-2171919It is soooo hilarious!
An excerpt:
As he watched, the moon rose, there was a meteor shower and a display of the aurora borealis, a cock crowed thrice, it thundered, a flock of geese flew by in the shape of a swastika, and a giant hand wrote
Mene, mene, what's it to you? across the sky in giant silver letters. Suddenly Frito had the overpowering feeling that he had come to a turning point, that an old chapter in his life was ending and a new one beginning. "Mush, you brute," he said, kicking the pack animal in the kidneys, and as the great quadruped staggered forward, tailfirst into the black East, there came from deep in the surrounding forest the sound of some great bird being briefly, but noisily, ill.
LOL! This book is hilarious, trust me. I read it in about 3 hours and laughed half of the time.
Frodo = Frito
Bilbo = Dildo
Gandalf = Goodgulf
Legolas = Legolam
Aragorn = Arrowroot
Sam Gangee = Spam Gangreen
etc etc etc
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