[qazwsx]

   captain-custard   vassago you here
   Snail                    he just pinged out
   captain-custard   wanker
   captain-custard   i just shut down everything i was running to upload for him
   Snail                    he's like that
   Snail                    He made us do so much **** when he was on the ED team
   Snail                    Upload things for him
   Snail                    Give him direct links
   Snail                    Compile new packages because he was too lazy to download from the FTP
   captain-custard   well he can go **** himself cause im not giving him the link
   Snail                    cool
   captain-custard   and he wont find it because its on my server
   qazwsx               he was on ED?
   Snail                    Vassago = ShadowGorrath
   portej051                    seriously?
   Snail                    yes?
   portej051                    I'm pretty sure that's the english version   
   captain-custard   well now he can double **** off
   captain-custard   i was watching the cricket .... bastard
   captain-custard   now i cant get back into stream
   qazwsx               :\
   portej051            Who's playing?
      captain-custard goes to find cake
      Androgeos does a WHOWAS on Vassago.
   Androgeos          [23:58] === Vassago shadowgorr client-87-247-78-217.inturbo.lt * Goran
   captain-custard   ireland/sri lanka
   portej051                    Who's winning?
   captain-custard   but its over now and ireland lost by nine runs$
   captain-custard   england play in 30 minutes but they are doomed as well
   qazwsx                    who are they against?
   captain-custard   india
   qazwsx                    fuk'd
   captain-custard   but india arent playing well but england are playind worse
   captain-custard   south africa are going to win the T20 world cup
   captain-custard   england need to be West indies and india and beat themù well if they want to get into the semi finals
      -> Vassago has joined hard-light
   captain-custard   but at least englands womens team should win the T20 cup
   captain-custard   Bastard where did you go
   captain-custard   i missed the end of the cricket uploading for you and you disapear ....
   Vassago                    captain-custard, is it uploaded?
   captain-custard   yes but im not giving you the link because im piseed
   captain-custard   so BLAH

[Snail]

I just know ShadowGorrath is going to say something about his computer sucking is why he can't download things from the FTP. Or something about Commander using his internet connection. Or whatever.

[qazwsx]

   qazwsx   JeffVader, are you using a qwerty keyboard?
   JeffVader   no
   JeffVader   poor eyesight
   JeffVader   sry
   JeffVader   no wait
   JeffVader   yes
   JeffVader   qwerty
   JeffVader   damn
   JeffVader   ****
   Rhymes_With_PSYCHO   mind your language, wolfman!
   JeffVader   stfu or I'll ban you

[ShadowGorrath]

I just know ShadowGorrath is going to say something about his computer sucking is why he can't download things from the FTP. Or something about Commander using his internet connection. Or whatever.

Oh how funny. Yea, so how I can excuse myself for doing such an awful thing? How dare my PC lag!?

Honestly, **** YOU, asshole! And I don't care if I get banned for this.

[Unknown Target]

You won't get banned, but seriously, calm down.

[Mars]

I just know ShadowGorrath is going to say something about his computer sucking is why he can't download things from the FTP. Or something about Commander using his internet connection. Or whatever.

Oh how funny. Yea, so how I can excuse myself for doing such an awful thing? How dare my PC lag!?

Honestly, **** YOU, asshole! And I don't care if I get banned for this.

Overreaction much? Calm down.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

This is what happens when a new guy enters IRC while two of us play Discovery v4.85.

[20:44]   <eldain>   okay does diaspora ring bells here or am I wrong?
[20:44]   <The_E>   Dingdingding.
[20:44]   <Flaming_Sword>   the bsg mod? hell yes
[20:44]   <eldain>   Just new so excuse me if I am interupting
[20:44]   <Androgeos>   Yes
[20:44]   <eldain>   okay, tuomas send me here
[20:44]   <The_E>   Who?
[20:45]   <eldain>   tuomas aka karajorma
[20:45]   * Flaming_Sword   "borrowed" KEW effects from BtRL for his mod >_>
[20:45]   <Androgeos>   Why do you call karajorma tuomas? We all call him kara for short.
[20:46]   <eldain>   okay, email, just picked his first name from the email
[20:46]   <The_E>   His first name is Hassan....
[20:46]   <eldain>   never mind
[20:46]   * Androgeos   bangs his way out of Gas Miner Ogashawa.
[20:46]   * Flaming_Sword   resists urge to call him starbuck
[20:47]   <Androgeos>   Flaming_Sword: O_O
[20:47]   <The_E>   Anyway, you got questions in need of answers, or do you want to bask in the glory that is #hard-light?
[20:47]   <Flaming_Sword>   what, kara thrace
[20:47]   <eldain>   okay, guided tour would be great, xD
[20:47]   |<--   Fury` has left irc.esper.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[20:47]   <Androgeos>   Fury you anti-social... >:(
[20:49]   <The_E>   eldain: Right. To your left, that's the multiplayer village. Penguins should be shot on sight. To your right, randomness. Performances hourly. Or not. And in the middle, the BotenAnna memorial.
[20:49]   <The_E>   Services daily.
[20:49]   <eldain>   great(reading)
[20:49]   <JeffVader>   penguins will be shot on sight
[20:50]   <JeffVader>   people responsible for the penguins will be butt-****ed
[20:50]   <Androgeos>   Jeff: XD
[20:50]   <Androgeos>   The_E: What happened to BotenAnna anyway?
[20:50]   * Flaming_Sword   offers eldain a selection of shotguns and rifles
[20:50]   <The_E>   Ask chief. But I believe she was euthanized after too much spamming.
[20:50]   * Androgeos   moors with Planet Honshu.
[20:50]   <Androgeos>   
[20:51]   <Androgeos>   Hey, Flaming_Sword.
[20:51]   <eldain>   Martin takes the sniper with optics and silencer (thank you flaming sword)
[20:51]   * Flaming_Sword   also offers eldain a stamp to record penguin kills
[20:52]   <Androgeos>   There's a Kusari Cruise Liner being sold on Planet Honshu.
[20:52]   <Androgeos>   It's called the Geisha.
[20:52]   <eldain>   okay but are you all devs, just fanatic penguin killers or fans?
[20:52]   <JeffVader>   yes
[20:52]   <Androgeos>   Yes
[20:52]   <Flaming_Sword>   yes
[20:52]   <The_E>   Yes
[20:52]   <eldain>   yes which?
[20:53]   <Flaming_Sword>   yes
[20:53]   <The_E>   All of it, some of the time.

[portej05]

The things I miss when I'm on exams

[Dilmah G]

The things I miss when I'm on exams

Don't worry I've got mine in two weeks as well.

[qazwsx]

Snail really doesn' t like blender...

qazwsx   Snail?
qazwsx   Why did you go?
Snail        BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BLENDER YOU GIT
Hades      XD

[General Battuta]

I'd really prefer not to sticky this. GenDisc doesn't have any stickies for a reason - it doesn't have any threads that are really critical. Stickiness should, I think, be reserved for critical tech-support and information threads.

[karajorma]

Not to mention I've rarely seen a thread less worth reading.

[redsniper]

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

[iamzack]

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

Hate us because your boyfriend thinks we're beautiful.

[NGTM-1R]

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

Come on. Even omgrawr.net, which is in theory about INTERNET SPACESHIPS (aka EVE Online), manages to be vastly more interesting and amusing then you all and your *****ing about the Discovery mod release 4.whogivesa****.

[redsniper]

The what?

[Hades]

The horrible Discovery 4.85 mod for Freelancer that I kept bashing.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

What happens when the F word is said in the presence of Goober5000:

[12:19]   <Aardwolf>   ****
[12:22]   =-=   Aardwolf was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (EOF)
[12:23]   <Hades>   Enough of ****?
[12:24]   -->|   Aardwolf has joined #hard-light
[12:24]   <Aardwolf>   ow
[12:24]   <Aardwolf>   stupid lack of auto-rejoin
[12:25]   <Aardwolf>   eof
[12:25]   <Aardwolf>   lulz
[12:25]   <redsniper>   wtf
[12:25]   <Aardwolf>   what
[12:25]   <Aardwolf>   no u!
[12:27]   =-=   Hades was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (EOF)
[12:27]   -->|   Hades has joined #hard-light
[12:27]   <voidSkipper>   
[12:27]   <Hades>   I'll take that as a ****ing yes.
[12:27]   <Hades>   Err, pardon my French
[12:27]   =-=   Hades was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (EOF)
[12:27]   <Aardwolf>   having fun, goober?
[12:27]   -->|   Hades has joined #hard-light
[12:28]   =-=   Hades was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (also, you need to spell my name right)
[12:28]   -->|   Hades has joined #hard-light
[12:28]   <Goober5000>   Aardwolf: yes

[Aardwolf]

Me and Hades arguing about semantics:

01:41   <Hades>: Actually, canically, the sun never went supernova
01:41   <Androgeos>: Canonically, yeah.
01:41   <Hades>: Since the cutscene that was featured in the game did not have the sun supernova, it is canon that the sun doesn't supernova
01:41   <Aardwolf>: Hades: uh...
01:41   <Androgeos>: Sol going supernova was probably an early concept.
01:42   <Hades>: Besides, screw Earth with a pixie stick.
01:42   <Androgeos>: It introduced the Nomads far too early.
01:42   <Hero_Swe>: Yeah, and the whole "I have to warn them"
01:42   <Hades>: Yeah
01:42   <Hero_Swe>: Disappeared as well
01:42   <Aardwolf>: Effectively, you're saying "because the new version doesn't have that event, that means it isn't canon"
01:42   <Androgeos>: Yes
01:42   <Hades>: I want those Coalition ships from the intro.
01:42   <Aardwolf>: er
01:42   <Hades>: Those ships are HAWT
01:42   <Aardwolf>: misspoke
01:42   <Hades>: Yes
01:43   <Aardwolf>: bleh
01:43   <Aardwolf>: "It is canon that the sun doesn't supernova" is not a logical induction
01:44   <Androgeos>: It is not canon that the sun went supernova.
01:44   <Hero_Swe>: Yeah
01:44   <Hero_Swe>: They Retconned it
01:44   <Hades>: Yes.
01:44   <Hero_Swe>: therefore, not canon
01:44   <Aardwolf>: "It is not canon that the sun supernovas" and "It is canon that the sun doesn't supernova" are not logically equivalent
01:44   <Aardwolf>: yay
01:44   <Aardwolf>: Hero_Swe: not what i'm saying
01:45   <Androgeos>: In addition, there's a rumour on Planet Malta. Have you heard it?
01:45   <Aardwolf>: the way he phrased it implies that there is explicit, canon evidence that the sun DID NOT go supernova
01:45   <Hades>: Nope.
01:45   <Hero_Swe>: Oh really TrentAndrogeos
01:45   <Hero_Swe>: What have you heard?
01:45   <Hades>: Who?
01:45   <Aardwolf>: as opposed to just a lack of canon evidence to support that
01:45   <Hades>: Me?
01:45   <Aardwolf>: Hero_Swe: get what i'm saying
01:45   <Aardwolf>: ?
01:45   <Aardwolf>: i.e. "
01:45   <Hades>: Who are you talking about?
01:45   <Androgeos>: What I heard is that the Alliance originally wanted to launch EIGHT sleeper ships, not five.
01:45   <Hero_Swe>: woah
01:45   <Hero_Swe>: Crosstalk
01:45   <Aardwolf>: "He didn't say it happened" does not necessarily mean "He said it didn't happen"
01:45   <Hero_Swe>: Androgeos. That's Discovery
01:46   *** Fury` joined #hard-light [email protected] (Widget)
01:46   <Hades>: Hey, Fury.
01:46   <mura>: oh shi- sshhhh
01:46   <Hero_Swe>: In the vanilla Freelancer game
01:46   <Androgeos>: Hi, Fury.
01:46   <Hades>: Aardwolf: Who are you talking about?
01:46   <Aardwolf>: well, "Canon doesn't say Sol went supernova" doesn't necessarily mean "Canon says Sol didn't go supernova"
01:46   <Hero_Swe>: it's 6 sleeper ships
01:46   <Aardwolf>: Hades: ^^
01:46   +++ ChanServ has given op to Fury`
01:46   <Aardwolf>: sup Fury` with a ` on it
01:46   <Hades>: Me?
01:46   <Hero_Swe>: The zenos and the other ones
01:46   <Androgeos>: Hero_Swe: 6 or 5?
01:46   <Hero_Swe>: I can't remember it's name right now
01:46   <Hero_Swe>: are from the sleeper ship that got destroyed
01:46   <Hero_Swe>: so in vanllia FL. 6 sleeper ships
01:46   <Hades>: I pretty much said "Because the cutscene was not in the final game, the sun's supernova is not canon"
01:47   <Fury`>: hi hi
01:47   <Hades>: Whatever you're smoking, I want some.
01:47   <Fury`>: also
01:47   Fury` *****slaps Androgeos
01:47   <Aardwolf>: Hades: yeah maybe that's what you meant to say,
01:47   <Androgeos>: Fury`: Why?
01:47   <Hero_Swe>: The 8 sleeper ship idea is from Discovery
01:47   <Aardwolf>: but the way you phrased it meant "Canon says Sol didn't go supernova"
01:47   <Fury`>: <Androgeos> Fury you anti-social... >
01:47   <Aardwolf>: as opposed to what it seems you meant
01:47   <Hades>: Uh, no. No I didn't.
01:47   <Aardwolf>: which is "Canon doesn't say Sold went supernova"
01:47   <Aardwolf>: 01:41 <Hades>: Since the cutscene that was featured in the game did not have the sun supernova, it is canon that the sun doesn't supernova
01:48   <Androgeos>: Oh, that. Shall I remove it?
01:48   <Aardwolf>: "it is canon that the sun doesn't supernova" you said
01:48   <Hades>: I said "SINCE THE CUTSCENE THAT WAS FEATURED IN THE GAME DID NOT HAVE THE SUN'S SUPERNOVA,-"
01:48   <Hero_Swe>: FIRE EVERYTHING!
01:48   <Hero_Swe>:
01:48   <Hades>: You're missing a huge chunk.
01:48   <Aardwolf>: Hades: i quoted it, did i not?
01:48   <Fury`>: Androgeos: I don't care either way.
01:49   <Hades>: Yes, but you don't seem to be reading it.
01:49   <Hero_Swe>: Epic crosstalking up in this channel here
01:49   <Aardwolf>: Hades: I'm not denying it. I'm complaining about the way you phrased the second part.
01:49   <Hades>: I see what you're saying, but still.
01:49   <Hades>: http://zip.4chan.org/m/src/1245117635796.jpg
01:49   <Aardwolf>: Alright then :-/

Semantics are fun. Also, I like being right.

[karajorma]

Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

No, seriously. This thread is a complete train wreck.

Anything that might have been even slightly amusing at the time, in the company that was present at the time, is posted up for the entire world to read and say "meh" at. This thread shouldn't be stickied. It should be burned. With napalm. And everyone who posted on it should be slapped and sent to bash.org in order to learn how to distinguish funny IRC quotes from the dross that has been posted so far.