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Should we have some girl members on HLP?

Duh of course
19 (95%)
No way! Forget it!
1 (5%)

Total Members Voted: 20

Voting closed: March 31, 2002, 09:56:59 am

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Offline vadar_1

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Reply #40 on: March 31, 2002, 11:57:03 pm
the uh... edit button is broken, but I feel the need to point this out...
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                           Cute Gurl v2.0


                         

By donning the mask of Cute Gurl v2.0, one is given the
                            freedom to write whatever they like while avoiding
                            all traditional forms of grammar and punctuation.
                            Cute Gurl v2.0 is best not used on forums inhabited
                            by males under the age of 20, or else other forum
                            members have a high chance of changing into Mr. Aggressive
                            when responding to posts. Use of emoticons and other
                            ASCII art is highly encouraged, as is the act of referring
                            to everybody as "hunny", "sweetie",
                            and "cutie." In other words, try to be an
                            online slut who's entire diet consists of pig troughs
                            full of sugar. Whenever another Cute Gurl v2.0 comes
                            online, the sheer idiocy in the forums will increase
                            at least twelvefold. The Cute Gurls v2.0 should greet
                            each other with outrageously annoying phrases like
                            "hey baybee!!!!!!!!" and "luv u hunny!!!!!!"

       

EXAMPLES.
                Cute Gurl v2.0 will post the following messages:

         

                         
Counter-Strike
                            forum: "hey whats this game how do i install
                            it thx allot bye!!!!! : P~~~~~~~"

                            Star Trek forum: "u ever see the one with
                            the Tribbels? they were {{{{{{{{{{SO CUTE}}}}}}}}}}}
                            can i get those anywhere like stuffed animals or something?!?
                            love ya thx, bye!!!"

                            Honda Civic forum: "do the cars come in
                            red??? thats my boyfriends color and weve been going
                            out for 2 months now hes so cute his names Jeremy
                            and he likes Slipknot!!! thx bye!!! :o)"

                       
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #41 on: April 01, 2002, 12:00:55 am
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Originally posted by icespeed
of course, we could just recruit men to do the fighting for us and sit back and relax...;7


If this is a gender-based war, good luck finding some willing to fight against their own kind when physical victory against the pre-ordained opposition is not just attainable, but likely... :p
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Offline icespeed

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Reply #42 on: April 01, 2002, 12:09:11 am
"If this is a gender-based war, good luck finding some willing to fight against their own kind when physical victory against the pre-ordained opposition is not just attainable, but likely... "
Setekh

you'd be amazed at how easy that could be...
;7
$quot;Let your light shine before men...$quot;
Matthew 5:16

When I graduate, I'm going to be a doctor, and people are going to come to me looking for treatment and prescription drugs, and I'm going to give it to them. Is anyone scared yet?

$quot;If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord', and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.$quot; Romans 10:9
 

Offline Kamikaze

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THIS is waaaaaaay OT
Reply #43 on: April 01, 2002, 12:15:29 am
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Originally posted by icespeed
"If this is a gender-based war, good luck finding some willing to fight against their own kind when physical victory against the pre-ordained opposition is not just attainable, but likely... "
Setekh

you'd be amazed at how easy that could be...
;7


Ahem, "The quote button is A-1 Supar!" :p
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline icespeed

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Reply #44 on: April 01, 2002, 12:17:21 am
i have an extreme aversion to the quote button.
couldn't you tell?
$quot;Let your light shine before men...$quot;
Matthew 5:16

When I graduate, I'm going to be a doctor, and people are going to come to me looking for treatment and prescription drugs, and I'm going to give it to them. Is anyone scared yet?

$quot;If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord', and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.$quot; Romans 10:9
 

Offline vadar_1

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Reply #45 on: April 01, 2002, 12:17:46 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze


Ahem, "The quote button is A-1 Supar!" :p


:sigh: Free speach is dead
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #46 on: April 01, 2002, 12:20:36 am
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Originally posted by vadar_1


:sigh: Free speach is dead


Indeed

:rolleyes:
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #47 on: April 01, 2002, 12:20:42 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Ahem, "The quote button is A-1 Supar!" :p


Indeed. Quote button, bottom right of someone's post. :)
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #48 on: April 01, 2002, 12:21:19 am
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Originally posted by vadar_1


:sigh: Free speach is dead

Free speech ain't :p
-C
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #49 on: April 01, 2002, 12:25:49 am
Dramatism Effect Lesson #1

Pointer: Always italicize the point of the statement - especially if sarcastic

Pointer 2: Bolden certain wor....


:p
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #50 on: April 01, 2002, 12:28:35 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Dramatism Effect Lesson #1

Pointer: Always italicize the point of the statement - especially if sarcastic

Pointer 2: Bolden certain wor....


:p


3: Use appropriate smileys. :rolleyes:
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
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Reply #51 on: April 01, 2002, 12:30:49 am
"Indeed. Quote button, bottom right of someone's post. "
Setekh

i _know_ where the quote button is. i just dont like it.
$quot;Let your light shine before men...$quot;
Matthew 5:16

When I graduate, I'm going to be a doctor, and people are going to come to me looking for treatment and prescription drugs, and I'm going to give it to them. Is anyone scared yet?

$quot;If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord', and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.$quot; Romans 10:9
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #52 on: April 01, 2002, 12:42:01 am
Ooh...right in the Renders! *winces* That's gotta hurt!
;)
-C
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #53 on: April 01, 2002, 01:05:18 am
I should exercise my ability to edit posts, shouldn't I? :blah: Nah, no fun that way. :p
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #54 on: April 01, 2002, 03:29:58 am
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Originally posted by Setekh


icespeed tries to play. She couldn't get past the training drones.

(No, I'm not kidding...)


Dude you gotta be kidding. :lol: My sister is 11 years old and she can ram down any shivan fighter in the original FS2. I made her a mission where she fights in a Perseus against 2 wings of Mara fighters and she wasted them down for about 3 minnutes. And I say again, she is 11 years old. ;) In 3 years she is gonna kick your ****s on PXO.
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #55 on: April 01, 2002, 03:31:13 am
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Originally posted by Razor
Dude you gotta be kidding. :lol: My sister is 11 years old and she can ram down any shivan fighter in the original FS2. I made her a mission where she fights in a Perseus against 2 wings of Mara fighters and she wasted them down for about 3 minnutes. And I say again, she is 11 years old. ;) In 3 years she is gonna kick your ****s on PXO.


Go on, ask her... :nervous:
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Reply #56 on: April 01, 2002, 03:33:56 am
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Originally posted by icespeed
here, as in the forums...

and don't be ridiculous. girls aren't that dumb. we'd be using the same guns guys would be... except maybe better...:D


Yeah! Like ML-16 :lol:
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #57 on: April 01, 2002, 03:36:32 am
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Originally posted by Setekh


Go on, ask her... :nervous:


I  will, as soon as she gets a bit more training. Plus she is not 13 yet but still needs a lot more to learn like using the SCROLL LOCK button, afterburner tactics fighting strategies and so on. But she catches up fast. :nod:
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #58 on: April 01, 2002, 03:40:41 am
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Originally posted by Razor
I  will, as soon as she gets a bit more training. Plus she is not 13 yet but still needs a lot more to learn like using the SCROLL LOCK button, afterburner tactics fighting strategies and so on. But she catches up fast. :nod:


Actually, I meant asking icespeed. ;)
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Reply #59 on: April 01, 2002, 03:44:14 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
I should exercise my ability to edit posts, shouldn't I? :blah:


No you shouldn't edit any posts at all :rolleyes:
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