[Janos]

masturbation fantasies of a civil war in the us ITT

[McCall]

Texas is a southern state. As long as you are a straight-looking white guy, people will be respectful and nice to you. But, the more rural the town, the less different-ness is tolerated.

Sounds like home used to be before the chavs really took hold. Just a lot warmer and with way more latinas. I think I'd enjoy it.

Do you reckon I might score bonus points if I played up the English accent a bit? We did kinda support the CSA back in the 1860s...

(stops there as he gets dangerously close to tripping someone's automatic "he's a racist!" alarm)

[redsniper]

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We don't take kindly to Englishmen 'round these parts.
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[iamzack]

Do you reckon I might score bonus points if I played up the English accent a bit?

Doubt it. We have more and more retards with Brit accents in our pop culture, so it's no longer as cool as it used to be to be foreign.

[McCall]

Are you talking about our fine exports: Simon Cowell and err... um... Posh Beckham? Have we shipped Jordan out too yet?

I hope you are all enjoying Cheryl Cole at least. Even if it is hard to make out what she's saying.

[Colonol Dekker]

I always thought of Cheryl Cole-Tweedy as a visual artist more than an audio artist....

[karajorma]

Are you talking about our fine exports: Simon Cowell and err... um... Posh Beckham? Have we shipped Jordan out too yet?

I hope you are all enjoying Cheryl Cole at least. Even if it is hard to make out what she's saying.

We did it with Australia years ago. I'm just hoping the Americans don't figure out what we're up to.

[NGTM-1R]

It's cyclical. We just got over the Beatles so you sent us another wave.

[McCall]

I suppose someone English ought to apologise for Russell Brand.

SORRY!

(Fortunately, I think he's the only one we've got)