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Monkey butler, or talking dog?

Monkey Butler
21 (45.7%)
Talking dog
25 (54.3%)

Total Members Voted: 45

Voting closed: August 26, 2009, 03:57:17 pm

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Offline Scotty

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
*headdesk*

This is not a serious thread Max.  Talking dog or Monkey butler.  Just choose one.

 

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Monkey Butler, I choose YOU! Because you are more cat-like.
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
They still both smell.
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Monkey butler. If I had a talking dog, I'd have to take him onto the daytime TV talk show circuit, and I hate those shows.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
A monkey butler at least offers some service. The only way a talking dog would be worth it is in the marketing of him, and that's annoying.

 

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
since there's no "I choose non of those bastard!" option, I'm gonna lean to the dog, simply because I'm more used to cleaning dog poo that monkey one, besides I can tell the dog to do it's needs on my neighbour lawn :drevil:
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Offline High Max

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Ok, talking dog. I don't need an animal to serve me since I can serve myself and it would be nice to be able to converse with an animal.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 08:38:24 pm by High Max »
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Everything's better with monkeys.

(Thought that was the trope page, didn't you? :p)

 

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Offline Scotty

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
I did.

back on-topic:  Are we talking about a fluently talking dog, or a kinda talking talking dog?

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EDIT:  Aww, someone got the otherone before I did.

 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Talking dog, my dog already cusses when he gets pissed, doesn't seem too far-fetched.
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Monkey Butler.

Since the dog isn't getting any smarter he'd drive me mad otherwise.

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Dog : Ball, Play ball, Throw Ball, Sitting Waiting, Throw ball, Throw ball,
*Throws ball*
Dog : Running after ball, Got ball, bringing ball back, throw ball, throw ball, throw ball,


:D I know my dog is thinking that but I can ignore him some of the time. It would be so much harder to do that if he could speak. :p
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Offline High Max

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Yeah, they have extremely simplistic cognitive skills and are extremely repetitive, though they display a sense of consciouness and seem to know they are there. However, their loud barking and inability to remember being told to shut up (extremely unimpressive) and being able to learn what they should and shouldn't bark at can really PO me and makes me imagine kicking one, though I wouldn't do it. However, the ones born in the wild have 1/3 more intelligence than domesticated dogs, though it probably varies from each species of dog and how closely related to normal wolves that they are. Also, it's a waste of money to own dogs, I feel, though I sometimes have a soft spot towards them and I show them attention, but I prefer very small ones and only one if I choose to have one. Cheap and cute.

Ironically, I feel I need to go tell one of the dogs out there to shut up (family's dogs). She still spins around a lot and she is 3 years old or so, probably from lead poisoning from a toy as a puppy. I don't know. Chemicals are definitely not good for creatures with already miniscule intelligence levels.

If I someday move out on my own, I won't get one.


Edit: Seems that she shut herself up before I finished this post.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 10:18:47 pm by High Max »
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
I was choosing talking dog on the premisce that I could hold an intelligible conversation with the said animal... by saying this is not an option... I deny your reality and REPLACE IT WITH MY OWN!!!

BWAAA HAAGHH HAARRGHH!!  :drevil:

Though seriously, if the dog has enough of a genetic difference from all other dogs that it can actually speak... why not let it speak reasonably? To me the difference in the question of "monkey vs. dog" was that of wanting a servant or a companion...

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
I read it as 'monkey butter'.. I'm not sure I'd even want to hazard a guess what that is...:nervous:

 

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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
Even of the dog has the intelligence, it needs a voice box more like ours to be understandable. I heard on a channel that Neanderthals couldn't speak since it was said that they had a small throat or the shape of it was not suitable for speaking or something.
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
That's nice.
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
*facepalm

Let that be a lesson: GenDisc is not the right place for lighthearted fun.
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Re: Just for fun, (take your minds off healthcare)
All I want is some frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Failing that, tadpoles with spasers on their heads.