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Alright, so this question here is for one million and you still have your "Call a friend" lifeline Bosch.
"The entire GTVA fleet has found you, what do you do?"

Do you
a) Prepare for the final battle
b) Explain the misunderstandings and hope that the GTVA will understand you loved Earth too much
c) RAM INTO THEM! MUAHAHAHA
d) Stick up your middle finger in the HUB display at Alpha 1 as you warp away (again)

"Uh yes, I think I will take that lifeline now"
"Alright, who would you like to call?"
"Ah yes, I would like to call Bob on the Cain cruiser next to us."
"Alright you have 60 seconds"

*conversation ensues*

I need ideas for some odd conversation

ur starting to kill ur own joke....but i'll throw something out there...
Bob: hey Aken
Bosch: hey Bob. alright...(reads question and four choices)
Bob: Do you have anyone with you?
Bosch: I guess the Shivans, they are my allies.
Bob: Then you prepare for the final battle.
Bosch: I don't know about that. This conflict is supposed to be indefinite.
Bob: good point! in that case go wit---

Host: ooh, your time ran out, whats ur choice?
Bosch: uhm... *fires BFRed at audience*


Thats really bad, but, HEY, its something
I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

 
When nerds try to make jokes, everybody is pays the price.

 

Offline deathfun

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I was never known as funny

I kill jokes instead.

Someone salvage what's left of my crap and claim it as their own
I had the intention of having a Shivan named Bob by the way, but that doesn't matter now.
"No"

 

Offline General Battuta

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Carl the Shivan covets your lunch!

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Carl the Shivan covets your lunch!

Carl the Shivan likes the fire extinguishers on Riviera. :p
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 

Offline Fenrir

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You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right
I have a few ZOD friends that are about to pay you a visit and teach you a lesson about life  :headz:
Where did they get the name "Zods" anyway?

 

Offline Dilmah G

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You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right
Jeez, some species-equality won't kill you. :P

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Fourteen years of bloody relentless war. . . How long did both shivan incursions last in total? Some people never forget the true enemy.
:p
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Spoon

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You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right
I have a few ZOD friends that are about to pay you a visit and teach you a lesson about life  :headz:
Where did they get the name "Zods" anyway?
No clue honestly, I just started using it after playing the shrouding the light campaign.
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline TrashMan

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Why did the shivans leave?

Spoiler:
They heard Chuck Norris was coming.



Why did the shivan beam Vasuda Prime?

Spoiler:
They like their vasudans well done.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?

 
 - A Zod walks into a bar and sees two Terrans playing poker. He immediately notices one player cheating. He walks over and eats the cheating poker player. Why did he do that?







He was acting "fishy!"





I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

  

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Some good effort went itto that lol. Good effort joke.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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