I basically have to wait a day before I can read up on some things because it's too annoying to try and figure it out.
Oh no, a whole 24 hours. Such an undue hardship.
And seriously, it's not that hard to read. Just replace a few apostrophes with actual letters, ignore the grog references, and you're set.
You may say we lack a sense of humor, but I say you lack originality.
I've never once claimed to be original. In fact, I often find old jokes to be the most amusing. And it's the once-a-year scarcity of this particular joke that prevents it from getting stale.