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Offline mikhael

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But do you have infamy? NO! Exactly. You can either be rich or obscenely (in)famous then sell the rights to the movie of your life and make a mint.


Um. No. I'd rather have 'obscurity' than infamy or notoriety. I rather like being able to go to a mall, sit on a bench, unnoticed and watch people go by, fantasizing about how to kill each and every one of the other patrons.

Not that I really do that, of course, but I like to keep my options open, you see.
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Offline CP5670

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It's not like I don't have truckloads of work to do, but if I don't do something else besides programming all day, I start to think in terms of code. About everything. The other day I woke up and proceeded to brush my teeth, and I was thinking about how I'd have to get the parameter from the http session and interpret it to gett my toothbrush. :p


I think of every action and objective in terms of math functions. :D I guess brushing teeth would have some sort of double-period trig function for both the position and velocity. The small period would be for the smaller strokes and the large period is when you switch the set of teeth you are brushing. Something like x=sin(t)sin(4t) y=cos(t/2), 0>t>5 (I brush my teeth really, really fast :D)

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Um. No. I'd rather have 'obscurity' than infamy or notoriety. I rather like being able to go to a mall, sit on a bench, unnoticed and watch people go by, fantasizing about how to kill each and every one of the other patrons.



I personally would prefer obscurity to anything in real life. I don't want anyone to know about me and consequently, to interfere in my affairs. :D
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Offline Nico

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CP, for teeth brushing, you have to think in terms of mechanics, don't forget the moments ( dunno if it's the same name in english, and actually, i don't care :D ).
You guys are weird, the only time 3dsmax interferes with my real life is when I see something and I think "whoa! witnh some tweaking, this cool look like a great weapon",  or " whoa! what about a nude model of h..." hem, sorry :p
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Offline CP5670

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yeah but that only gives the coefficients; the general form of the final equation would look like something similar. :D

 

Offline Nico

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mmh, throught the one year I made in STI ( an electro/mechanics formation, sort of), I learned how important moments are ( the friction basically). they can litterally change the speed of a thing down to zero :)
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Offline Styxx

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I was thinking more of something like:

Toothbrush brush = (Toothbrush)session.getAttribute("myToothbrush");
Toothpaste paste = (Toothpaste)session.getAttribute("colgate");


brush.addPaste(paste);

try {
    Util.getBrushteethControls().start(brush);
} catch(BrushteethException e) {
    Log.add("Error brushing teeth",e);
} finally {
    Util.getGeneralControls().sleep(true);
}



And obscurity is better. Way better. ;)
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Offline Zeronet

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I hear the sounds of BMPs and T-80 rolling sometimes. Always think of how hard an area would be to land in, if you had to deploy troops their. Where enemy snipers could set up..
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Offline mikhael

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I hear the sounds of BMPs and T-80 rolling sometimes. Always think of how hard an area would be to land in, if you had to deploy troops their. Where enemy snipers could set up..


I look for security cameras and turret emlacements. Especially lately.

Shock2 hurts my brain.
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Offline Styxx

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I look for security cameras and turret emlacements. Especially lately.


They are... everywhere. :nervous:
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Offline Corsair

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Originally posted by Styxx
I was thinking more of something like:

Toothbrush brush = (Toothbrush)session.getAttribute("myToothbrush");
Toothpaste paste = (Toothpaste)session.getAttribute("colgate");


brush.addPaste(paste);

try {
    Util.getBrushteethControls().start(brush);
} catch(BrushteethException e) {
    Log.add("Error brushing teeth",e);
} finally {
    Util.getGeneralControls().sleep(true);
}



And obscurity is better. Way better. ;)

*looks at Styxx's title* :D

What's that supposed to be anyway? Like, what's it mean?

EDIT: I know it's a joke, but still...what is it?
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline mikhael

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I... I just noticed Styxx's title...

I'm going to hide now. I want to run away...
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Offline Anaz

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*fwewh*

at least I know I'm not the only one that looks for the most vulnerable structural areas...places that give good cover...and how to model things...hehehe...especially what zero said...except I don't hear tanks...I just notice how would be best to set up defences, landing places, etc...
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Offline Styxx

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Originally posted by Corsair
*looks at Styxx's title* :D

What's that supposed to be anyway? Like, what's it mean?

EDIT: I know it's a joke, but still...what is it?


What's wrong with my title? :wtf:

And that's a piece of Java code, more specifically, java servlets code. Just a little joke to illustrate my problems with long periods of coding... :D
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Offline Setekh

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What's wrong with my title? :wtf:


You obviously didn't see the OTHER title I put in there. I was hoping you would soon... Looks like Mik forced your hand.. :drevil:
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Noooo! Black text titles? WILL THERE BE NO END TO THE TORTURE?
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Offline Darkage

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Ok, when I get to that point, I take a break....
*Sees someone smoking a cigarette*
"mmm, hypervoxels...."
"Ok, too much Lightwave..."


Last night i had a dream about those damn Hypervoxel and Volumetric lighting settings i woke up looking at my alarm clock and i thought i seen Hypervoxels and particles as the numbers look like that.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Heh. One time I had a dream that I was working on a PHP script and just needed to figure out one thing in the middle of it, but every time I scrolled up I forgot what it was. I think I just couldn't handle remembering the entire PHP script. :D
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Offline Setekh

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Last night i had a dream about those damn Hypervoxel and Volumetric lighting settings i woke up looking at my alarm clock and i thought i seen Hypervoxels and particles as the numbers look like that.


:lol:!! You guys wouldn't believe the type of thing I get with SPIRIT... :D

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Noooo! Black text titles? WILL THERE BE NO END TO THE TORTURE?


Don't blink. :D
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Offline CP5670

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You obviously didn't see the OTHER title I put in there.


eh...Styxx, you didn't see that until now? :D

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mmh, throught the one year I made in STI ( an electro/mechanics formation, sort of), I learned how important moments are ( the friction basically). they can litterally change the speed of a thing down to zero :)


That would be a value for one of the constants. ;)

 

Offline Setekh

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eh...Styxx, you didn't see that until now? :D


I think he's losing his touch. ;)

Hey dude, go check the main page!
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