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Offline Commander Zane

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Everything is a bit off. :P

 

Offline stuart133

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Yeah, some nice FS fluff that makes no sense, ah well :v: made one of the best games ever, so I think I can forgive them for that.
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Now that you are talking about it, I’ve got a shivan hypothesis relating to those minor inconsistences you are mentioning. Some people believe the shivans are destroyers or preservers. Others think they are plainly xenophobic. But perhaps they are just a very logical species. I think the shivans can’t stand the fact that we just don’t make sense.

When the shivans arrive to investigate and put an end to our irrational conflict, after fourteen years of war, we (Terrans and Vasudans) form an alliance and suddenly, we don’t care about our differences anymore. We don’t even mention that war anymore. That doesn’t makes any sense.

Then the HoL begins to aid the Shivans. And they do it with the mighty Aten class cruisers! The shivans got the indestructible ship, the Vasudans got the worst cruiser in game, and yet the HoL thinks the great destroyers need their help. Now THAT doesn’t makes any sense.

What about the Vasudans replacing the Amun with the Osiris? Or Terrans replacing the Avenger with the Subach and the Orion with the Hecate? And the Fenris, that cruiser alone makes no sense! Jesus, what about Vasudans replacing parlamentarism with a totalitarian monarchy!?

This brings me to the decision makers. Sometimes, it seems like they are drunk or just plain stupid. They complain if you fail to protect the Thebes in Bearbaiting. Funny thing is, they just lost the Phoenicia out of pure stupidity, and they really don’t care about that.
In the Sicillian Defense, command expects you to protect a corvette against a destroyer, a corvette, and two cruisers.
And there are dozens of examples like those.
All of this just doesn’t makes any sense.

I’m speculating here, but maybe, when Bosch tried to communicate with the Shivans, a spark of hope begun to grow in their little shivan souls. Maybe they thought they could “civilize” us. But we know that encounter didn’t fared well.
Maybe Bosch asked for a sugar free coffee and two donuts. Maybe he showed a Helios-compatible Myrmidon, or worse, GTVA next years planned budget. It must have been some ridiculous piece of Terran or Vasudan culture. And then, the Shivans just went insane. They started beating their shivan heads against the walls in the Iceni, and when the crew panicked at this seemingly irrational behaviour (how ironic) and started to shot, a battle took place.

It doesn’t matters anyway. The Shivans were just too confused by useless things like printed manuals or software patents. They gathered the fleet, ran to Capella, divided in teams, and started playing a game called “Who can blow up Capella first?”. Finally, when a winner was declared, the rest of the competitors jumped out, and went far away in the galaxy, where they could recover from the shock caused to their minds by the cultural clash.
The winners stayed in Capella to celebrate. In their honor, Petrarch pronounced the last senseless words in the game: “According to observers, Alpha 1 remained behind, so that others may reach the Vega node...”

 

Offline MatthTheGeek

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o0

8D

Epic

I like it.
People are stupid, therefore anything popular is at best suspicious.

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Axem: when you put it like that, i sound like an insane person

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Offline The E

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I know that expecting a thread to stay on-topic for long is futile, but what did that have to do with meson bombs? Or the posts preceding it?
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Offline MatthTheGeek

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I think he was referring to :
Yeah, some nice FS fluff that makes no sense
People are stupid, therefore anything popular is at best suspicious.

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666maslo666: Releasing a finished product is not a good thing! It is a modern fad.

SpardaSon21: it seems like you exist in a permanent state of half-joking misanthropy

Axem: when you put it like that, i sound like an insane person

bigchunk1: it's not retarded it's american!
bigchunk1: ...

batwota: steele's maneuvering for the coup de gras
MatthTheGeek: you mispelled grâce
Awaesaar: grace
batwota: oh right :P
Darius: ah!
Darius: yes, i like that
MatthTheGeek: the way you just spelled it it means fat
Awaesaar: +accent I forgot how to keyboard
MatthTheGeek: or grease
Darius: the killing fat!
Axem: jabba does the coup de gras
MatthTheGeek: XD
Axem: bring me solo and a cookie

 

Offline Commander Zane

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It certainly makes for some good JAD material. :P

 

Offline stuart133

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Yeah well, we can just assume that :v: were thinking: "Well we've made a great game, with an immersive universe, I don't see any reasons to get rid of any inconsistancies, most players won't notice anyway."

And I really can't blame them for that. :)
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Offline Yuuz

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el_magnifico There is a book called Blindsight which is exactly what you discribe. A huge black spiky alien ship appears on the edge of human space and we send a crew of our brighted most diverse people to investigate. It makes multiple geniusus to even SEE one of their retarded children- )who can mind read and phase in and out inbetween human eye shutters so they appear invisible)
We find otu this super ship was at the end of its growth cycle and would shorty destroy the human race- because it acted just like a virus. Humans dump out radio signals, ads, movies, fight, war, and are generally pretty stupid and crazy. I could imagine the Shivians doing the exact same thing.


Off topic I know ;)

 

Offline Retsof

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*Still off topic*  I read that book ... it was good but freaky.
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.

 

Offline stuart133

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Getting back to the Meson bomb, I found out what a Meson was today: It is were a quark and an antiquark join together. Based on this I would have to guess that the Meson bomb is a primarily anti-matter based bomb.

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Offline Droid803

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Uhm no. Mesons aren't antimatter...
Unless they are antimesons. But they're never stated to be antimesons.
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Offline General Battuta

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No, actually, mesons are composed of a quark and antiquark, so they can't really be said to be antimatter or matter.

 

Offline Droid803

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If you make the quark an antiquark and the antiquark a quark you get the...opposite of the meson.
It's still just a meson but it might annihilate with the other one? I don't know.
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Offline General Battuta

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There are antimesons, sure. My earlier statement might have been a bit hasty, thinking about it. To clarify, neutral mesons are their own antiparticle.

 

Offline stuart133

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I wasn't trying to imply that Mesons are the source for the explosion, more that a meson is an antiquark and a quark, just as an antimatter bomb would be matter and antimatter, so maaaaybe :v: were just using Meson because it sounds more exotic/original than antimatter.
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Offline General Battuta

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It's not implausible. And good on 'em for getting the Hideki Institute right! Shows some research.

  

Offline Killer Whale

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Insert into freespace wiki as a capella theory please  :lol: