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Offline Stormkeeper

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #20 on: December 01, 2009, 01:57:34 am
You could always get a part time job.
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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #21 on: December 01, 2009, 02:00:32 am
What?

What?

How does that even -

You know what, never mind.
 

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #22 on: December 01, 2009, 01:10:53 pm
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3 rings gets you a free repair and a one month free live membership "for the inconvenience" before its warranty goes bye-bye.

Without warranty, just get a cheep one used or a bare bones one to replace.

(If you've had it for three years, this doesn't really surprise me.)

I'm a little bit curious whether this is referring to the XBOX issue or to the other issue at hand.

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #23 on: December 01, 2009, 05:36:03 pm
The XBOX one, of course.  I'm not going to waste my time telling another person how to waste theirs. :p
 

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #24 on: December 02, 2009, 03:54:00 am
Hey, at least you got a proper error. About a month after I got my machine back from her first RROD (which I even wrote a bit of poetry about, if memory serves), discs failed to read completely. Not necessarily bricked, but Xbox Live Arcade games get old fast when you've just downloaded all the Fallout 3 expansions and your machine now fails to recognise the disc.

Still, she's a good machine. Treat her well, and she'll give you plenty of fun. If anything, anthropomorphising it tends to help. At least, I hope it does.
 

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #25 on: December 02, 2009, 06:36:39 am
I recommend sleeping if your XBox 360 is broken.
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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #26 on: December 02, 2009, 05:26:47 pm
Or you could spend the time reflecting on all the time you've wasted on your XBox and do something productive with your life for once, like, you know, feed little kittens.
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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #27 on: December 02, 2009, 07:50:15 pm
Do homework.  :nod:
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Reply #28 on: December 02, 2009, 08:03:47 pm
the sad truth:
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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #29 on: December 02, 2009, 09:24:11 pm
Ew. That's a bit much.
 

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #30 on: December 02, 2009, 11:39:30 pm
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For a long time we did not know why they chased us. They were no ordinary enemy. They did not seek our territory, our technology, our resources.
Now we know our crime was sin.
 

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Re: Microsoft = duche bags
Reply #31 on: December 03, 2009, 05:29:15 am
Would one of you admin types mind correcting the spelling of douche in the thread's title, plzkthx.
I will ask that you explain yourself. Please do so with the clear understanding that I may decide I am angry enough to destroy all of you and raze this sickening mausoleum of fraud down to the naked rock it stands on.
 

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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #32 on: December 03, 2009, 05:32:54 am
Le done.
 

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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #33 on: December 03, 2009, 10:22:24 am
Finally. Although, now, my earlier post holds no meaning. :/
 

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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #34 on: December 03, 2009, 07:54:47 pm
... You know, I'd never have noticed the typo if you never pointed it out.
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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #35 on: December 03, 2009, 08:06:46 pm
Eh I saw that Charismatic made the thread, so I expected some sort of typo at some point.
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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #36 on: December 03, 2009, 08:10:42 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on December 03, 2009, 08:06:46 pm
Eh I saw that Charismatic made the thread, so I expected some sort of typo at some point.

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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #37 on: December 03, 2009, 08:21:51 pm
Quote from: Titan on December 03, 2009, 08:10:42 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on December 03, 2009, 08:06:46 pm
Eh I saw that Charismatic made the thread, so I expected some sort of typo at some point.

Burn.
Why?
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Re: Microsoft = douche bags
Reply #38 on: December 03, 2009, 08:30:28 pm
How?
I will ask that you explain yourself. Please do so with the clear understanding that I may decide I am angry enough to destroy all of you and raze this sickening mausoleum of fraud down to the naked rock it stands on.
 

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Reply #39 on: December 03, 2009, 08:31:10 pm
Who?
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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