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Offline Thaeris

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
That's glorious. I showed the first one to a good friend of mine a while ago... well, just a bit of it. However, I think he was thoroughly amused.  :nod:
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Hilarious. I've just gone through all his Star Trek reviews as well. Gold :D
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Of all the PT movies, I found the 'Clone Wars' (that animated movie) the most interesting (even though the faces were weird).

 

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the cartoon network clone wars series made a few years ago (not the CG one) were great.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Well a friend of mine came over to my place yesterday, he loves everything about SW (and he likes the prequels). He watched the first part and the rage-quit, saying "WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ABOUT JAR JAR!"

I just raised my eyebrows and moved on to another topic.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Saw a trailer somewhere.  He's doing the Episode II very, very soon.
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the cartoon network clone wars series made a few years ago (not the CG one) were great.

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
That's a swear. :P
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
The guy's pretty good with these reviews. While I disagree with some points, I do have to agree with the VAST majority of them. I like the New Trio duels actually; but I would have them injected with meaning. I definitely agree that Ep1 should have been Obi Wan in front and wanting to train Anakin while Qui Gon sort of sat back, dropped a few words of wisdom, and told Obi Wan how Anakin will be evil. Which Obi Wan promptly ignores. Then Qui Gon dies and we all mourn the loss of Obi Wan's mentor. In that movie, Obi Wan is a little baby and somehow "grows up" in two scenes while Qui Gon was too focused upon.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
He has uploaded his Ep2  review, people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA

Oh yeah, that one is 90 minutes long.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Curses! I have no time to watch it!  :hopping:

 
Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
nice review. At least the "confine hookers in basement" thing has some sort of a point this time, if you compared the relationship between that review guy and the hooker to the weird romance going on in Episode II. Basically that whole thing where the supposed romance between Anakin and Padme is dissected is the high point of the review to me.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Again, this is well worth the watch - a great many things I disiked about the film were highlighted, and many points I never considered were also analyzed...

...For why they were terrible.  :P

As a whole, not as amusing as the first, but excellent nevertheless. The review of the final film of the new trilogy should be good.
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It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Basement part is hilarious
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
It's kind of sad when the review of a movie is more entertaining and has more meaning and thought into it than the movie itself.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Not quite as good as the first one. The basement prostitute bits were maybe a bit too far, especially when he played up the rape angle (even if it was rape via watching Star Wars.)

And I don't know, while his points were good, they weren't delivered as concisely.

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Heheh, good lord those films are awful and he makes it a science.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
As a whole, not as amusing as the first, but excellent nevertheless. The review of the final film of the new trilogy should be good.

First one was 70, this was 90... the third move has even more crap... hmm. I'd bet 120 minutes.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Not quite as good as the first one. The basement prostitute bits were maybe a bit too far, especially when he played up the rape angle (even if it was rape via watching Star Wars.)

And I don't know, while his points were good, they weren't delivered as concisely.
At first the basement parts were annoying me a lot.

Then around the 5th video or so I realized that it was a parallel to Anakin and Padme's relationship.

And my mind was blown.

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
 :bump:  Because I don't remember how to ::NECROTHREAD::.

Episode III review is up.

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