Author Topic: Famous quotes...  (Read 8386 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Goober5000

  • HLP Loremaster
  • 214
    • Goober5000 Productions

 

Offline Topgun

  • 210

Quote
Laying out a rational, well reasoned argument to an average American is like wearing a condom while eating at Burger King - it's ineffectual and makes everyone present confused and lose their appetites. The kind of mind that looks at a can of Axe Bodyspray and thinks "Hmmm, that's not a bad idea," is completely immune to the powers of evidence and logic.
~iamzack

 

Offline Mongoose

  • Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
  • This brain for rent.
    • Steam
    • Something
I...really don't get the funneh in this.  At all.

 

Offline Nuclear1

  • 211
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

  • The Academic
  • 211
  • Bad command or file name
As far as I can tell, you take a quote, maybe mangle it a bit, and associate it with someone who didn't say the quote. The trolling can be subtle or obvious. A subtle example:

« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 01:26:21 am by Herra Tohtori »
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline Mongoose

  • Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
  • This brain for rent.
    • Steam
    • Something
Well yeah, I get what's going on, but I don't see how it qualifies as funny at all.  "Hurrdurr, I misquoted someone.  Lulz."

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

  • The Academic
  • 211
  • Bad command or file name
Well yeah, I get what's going on, but I don't see how it qualifies as funny at all.  "Hurrdurr, I misquoted someone.  Lulz."


Depends on how many layers there are in the thing. As an example, breaking mine into pieces:

-A quote from Siddhartha Gautama Buddha, one of the most prolific pacifist philosophers in the known history of ever;
-misattributed to Sun Tzu, a famous Chinese military general and author of the Art of War;
-shown with an image of Genghis Khan, a Mongolian invader and general who invaded and occupied the majority of China along with most of Central Asia.

All three are in a way direct antitheses from each other, but it might be a bit too subtle because people might think Sun Tzu actually said that (which would be plausible) or being unable to recognize the image (although it should be fairly recognizeable).
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 01:46:01 am by Herra Tohtori »
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

  • 210
  • muahahaha...
    • EaWPR
*snip*
Not too subtle for someone who recognizes it.

The Gandalf/Yoda/Dumbledore one is really funny though.

 

Offline Jeff Vader

  • The Back of the Hero!
  • 212
  • Bwahaha
nono, like dis:

*snip*
Whoops. i r dumb, no understand first time.

Edit: removed accidental repost. :nervous:
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 03:38:44 am by Jeff Vader »
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline newman

  • 211
I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb

 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
Shoulda been Rincewind.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline headdie

  • i don't use punctuation lol
  • 212
  • Lawful Neutral with a Chaotic outook
    • Skype
    • Twitter
    • Headdie on Deviant Art
Fail

 -- Half of the active members of this board
Minister of Interstellar Affairs Sol Union - Retired
quote General Battuta - "FRED is canon!"
Contact me at [email protected]
My Release Thread, Old Release Thread, Celestial Objects Thread, My rubbish attempts at art

 

Offline Nohiki

  • 28
  • Graf von Kaffeetrinken
    • Steam

 

Offline Topgun

  • 210
Well yeah, I get what's going on, but I don't see how it qualifies as funny at all.  "Hurrdurr, I misquoted someone.  Lulz."

Just think of how many fan boys would be pissed if they thought it we were serious.

 

Offline Goober5000

  • HLP Loremaster
  • 214
    • Goober5000 Productions
I...really don't get the funneh in this.  At all.

KnowYourMeme to the rescue: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-quotes

 


EDIT: now an actual quote!
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 02:45:24 pm by Scourge of Ages »

 
Who'd have thought a history buff with a quirky sense of humor and a chalkboard could make for such riveting television? Glenn's like the high school government teacher so many wish they'd had, charting and connecting ideas with chalk-dusted fingers — kicking it old school — instead of becoming just another talking-heads show host. Self-taught, he's become America's professor of common sense, sharing earnestly sought knowledge with an audience hungry for truth.  -- Sara Palin on Jon Stewart.

 
And as penance for doing it wrong, I submit another:


 

Offline Mongoose

  • Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
  • This brain for rent.
    • Steam
    • Something
I...really don't get the funneh in this.  At all.

KnowYourMeme to the rescue: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-quotes
...I swear, the more I learn about it, the dumber it gets.  :p