So what is good and actually works ?
The problem with u.s politics is you dont have a Monster Raving Looney party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_PartyHow can you argue wih such great policies :
Cool on the outside:
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
Hypocrites
It is proposed that all politicians be made to swear a "hippocratic oath", preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies
One Sided Policy
It is proposed that The European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one_sided
Prison Food
The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Convervative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.
Political Colours
All politicians should paint them self's permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent - e.g. all Labour candidates in Red, all Conservatives in Blue, etc,etc
Good Heroes
Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.
Scary Terrorists
Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.
Put a Sock in it
All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one.
Education
As well as using computers in schools, children should be taught to reed, rite, and appreciate rock.
No fly Zone
It is proposed to declare the Channel Tunnel a No Fly Zone.
National Defense
To keep our nation on it's toes, we should have a minimum of 2 nuclear war drills a day.
An Englishman's home is his Chateaux
It is proposed that everyone in England should buy one hundred square meters (or be subsidized to do so) of France.
The English would then own France, saving a lot of arguments, and winning us another UN veto...
After owning France, It is proposed that we should rent it back to the French
Then we should start on Germany.