>Gaben at E3 2012
>Finished a demonstration of Dota 2
>Suddenly, lights dim
>Crowd falls dead silent
>After a little while, Gabe's voice is heard
>Oh, just one more thing
>The number 3 fades in on the right side of the big screen
>Crowd starts to get excited, but only a small "woow" rolls through the room before it is quit once again
>The letter E appears on the left side of the screen
>Crowd is now roaring
>Gaben announces
>Have a nice E3!
>Gaben at E3 2012
>brought in by industrial barge and lowered to the stage by cargo cranes
>says he has a big announcement
>talks about dota 2 first
>says he's ready to make his announcement
>pnematic tubes that feed him superdense potatoes lower down
>gabe announces that he is close to reaching critical mass and his time of accension is soon
>deep within his folds the pressure grows too great and nuclear fusion begins
>glowing now Gabe announces episode 3
>he rises into the air getting brighter and brighter every second
>'goodbye my children, now i must leave this planet'
>he ascends into the cosmos to take his rightfull place in the celestial order.
>his star shines brightest, watching over us
>world peace is eventually declared
>common disease is wiped out and poverty abolished
> we send a mission to mars and begin our journey into the great cosmic ocean
