This has gotten out of hand. Back to fanservice requests at once!
Take Godwin's law to another thread. If every meaningless post since the bump contained a fanservice request, Spoon would have to draw a WoD Hentai manga.
Well, those posts were mostly by people who've already made their request. Unless you want me to fill the place up with Yaiceca ideas...
Actually, that gives me an idea. An interactive Yaiceca fantasy, since she's just soooooooo popular in the Yaiceca
hate fan club thread right now, an interactive Yaiceca fantasy. I'll set the tone. And then others can post into the story with whatever they want, whenever they want. Or not at all. We'll just see.
Okay, here goes...
Yaiceca's ship exploded in a ball of fire. The combat was over and I had triumphed. Her taunts had failed to throw me off my game, and her smug assertions of Cyrvan superiority had been firmly proven wrong. My scanner picked up her escape pod. And then almost immediately, her face was back in the top left corner of my viewscreen, and her annoying voice was saying annoying things to me once again. That one just doesn't know when to shut up, going on about merrans and lerrans... I ignored her and moved my ship into position to dock with her pod. Ever stubborn, just as I was moving into position, she hit the jets and bumped my ship aside and began to move away. She began to taunt me once more. She was gambling that I wouldn't blow her away, even as annoying as she was being, and she was right. And she knew that my weapons were too strong to disable her pod without blowing it apart. But she didn't know me. I hit the afterburners and slammed into the back of the pod, destroying the engines. Suddenly that smug face was no longer smug for the very first time. Even when her ship hull had been critical, she had stayed cool, but not anymore. I had ignored her throughout the battle and after it, not saying a word, but now I spoke to her for the first time. "Don't look so worried, Yaiceca." I said softly, leaning forward so my face filled the screen. "I'll have you out of there in a minute." I moved the ship back into position to dock up with the now disabled escape pod. "And believe me... I am
really looking forward to meeting you!" I shut off the viewscreen. "Computer! Hit the music!"
*play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGSlnubusY*
Enjoy. Get creative, people! Pro Yaiceca posts are to be disregarded. So no "And so I opened the door to Yaiceca's escape pod, and zap, she shot me. The end." And "I" does not mean me, Lorric. It is just the perspective of the story writer, we don't know who it is. I guess the idea is for it to be a representation of all of us as players, if many people contribute. Oh, and as annoying as she is, please don't throw her out the airlock, and spoil the fun for everyone else, as much as you may want to.