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You know what I just realized?
Humans = Humanity

Shivans, therefore, must = Shivanity

Shi-Vanity

What if the Shivans are all stuck ups and that's why they've been attacking us?

 

Offline yuezhi

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Re: You know what I just realized?

that's exactly it. our dull grey, potato-handling ships stain the good name of ShiVanity.
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Offline Qent

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Re: You know what I just realized?
They're probably exterminating us because of our language abuse. :(

 

Offline yuezhi

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Re: You know what I just realized?
but that was the vasudan's divine job.

vasudan is cool :P
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Offline BritishShivans

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Re: You know what I just realized?
The reason why the Shivans are exterminating the GTVA is because Vasudan fanatics of the Cult of Headz blew up all the tea and crumpets, because the Shivans are actually British despite the fact they aren't human.  :mad:

The reason why they attacked in FS1 was because the Lucifer's crew was reading the Galactic Guide upside down, and misinterpreted the Terrans and Vasudans war as being a war on Earl Grey Tea.

See, if you managed to get rid of the Cult of Headz before they blew up all the tea and crumpets, the Shivans wouldn't be angry at us, and they would be sharing their wonderful culture with us. Thankfully, with ETAK, we should be able to tell them the next time they visit GTVA space that it was the Cult of Headz's  fault that all the tea and crumpets are gone.   ;7

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: You know what I just realized?
go to bed.  all of you.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: You know what I just realized?
how about no

the people must hear the truth, inane as it is

besides, as of this post, it's 2.44pm where I live

 

Offline Davros

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Re: You know what I just realized?
cant we offer them scones ?

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: You know what I just realized?
Vain Shivans are intriguing.

Crumpet eating Shivans are also good.


I approve of this.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: You know what I just realized?
This raises a troubling question now...
How the devil do they eat?
"No"

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: You know what I just realized?
With their ShiVAN-Dibles.

 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: You know what I just realized?
Or maybe they liquefy the crumpets and inject it into their bodies, along with the tea, via intravenous tubes. Or they actually do have mouths, but we have no way of telling unless we actually saw a Shivan eating or drinking. 

 

Offline NeonShivan

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Re: You know what I just realized?
Humans = Humanity

Shivans, therefore, must = Shivanity

Shi-Vanity

What if the Shivans are all stuck ups and that's why they've been attacking us?

Actually the Shivans are artificial. They were created by a prophet named Kulas.
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Offline S-99

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Re: You know what I just realized?
Shivans get stoned and blow up stars to huff the solar gases.
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Offline BritishShivans

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Re: You know what I just realized?
Combined with the consumption of crumpets and tea, the Shivans use mass solar-gas huffing as a attempt to explore the spiritual plane.

  

Offline LoneKnight

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Re: You know what I just realized?
Shivans get stoned and blow up stars to huff the solar gases.

Probably the closest to the truth I've heard.
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