To the pirate crews visiting Lemongrass Market, it has come to our attention that several members associated with the individuals FireSpawn and Dekker have approached us with intent to redistribute our wealth in a most uncapitalistic fashion. We would urge you to reconsider your destructive approach and instead purchase our goods in fair trade. Should you reject our offer of friendship, Lemongrass will be forced to take radical steps to secure its profits. Do not let the fact that our CEO is a thirteen-year old give you any delusions that we are defenseless prey - as you may well be aware of, our management has contacts with several highly skilled professional security contractors, who compentences include but are not limited to mass extermination of hostile creatures, sniping and assassination.
Signed, Torchwood, Lemongrass representative and store manager of Recettear, first branch of Lemongrass Markets.