[headdie]

headdie - Retiree

I think it's time for headdie jr to enter the work pool, can he work at the new airport?, failing that the family business of oil drilling would make dad very happy

[Rodo]

wow, I thought that rock was the last thing I was gonna see from tropico, ever...I'm kinda lucky

viva el presidente!

[TrashMan]

When did I die?

[Alex Heartnet]

When did I die?

Really, I have no clue.  You probably either starved to death or got killed in the hurricane.  I would of noticed your death otherwise.

[Ravenholme]

Damn, I guess my stove went off after all.

Sign my son up to follow in my footsteps.

[z64555]

Ah, my trusty GTFO bag has served me well once again.

Hmm, now to start patching up whoever's still alive, and figure out who's actually dead. 

[Pred the Penguin]

Wow. In the span of a few short years on Tropico, I've managed to go from being a diplomat to an oil worker, and now all of a sudden I'm a KGB Agent.

[Alex Heartnet]

Wow. In the span of a few short years on Tropico, I've managed to go from being a diplomat to an oil worker, and now all of a sudden I'm a KGB Agent.

And now that you are a part of the KGB, there is no leaving alive.  It's like the mafia in that regard.

You could go back to being a diplomat or oil worker, but you will still be a KGB agent.

[Pred the Penguin]

Maybe I've been an agent all along and now my cover has been blown.

[Alex Heartnet]

I am the senior KGB agent on this island!  If I say your cover hasn't been blown, then it hasn't been blown.  If I say that you had an americano hamburger yesterday, then you had an americano hamburger yesterday, even if you really had a taco.

There's a reason why inexperienced agents are sent to my island for training.  Better to have them mess up here where we can keep an eye on them then to have them mess up out in the field and not live to learn from their mistake.

[headdie]

I am the senior KGB agent on this island!  If I say your cover hasn't been blown, then it hasn't been blown.  If I say that you had an americano hamburger yesterday, then you had an americano hamburger yesterday, even if you really had a taco.

There's a reason why inexperienced agents are sent to my island for training.  Better to have them mess up here where we can keep an eye on them then to have them mess up out in the field and not live to learn from their mistake.

or worse defect

[Gortef]

Ha! You can fight all you want outside. I'll just dance myself here inside.

[Alex Heartnet]

Ideas are more powerful then guns.  We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?
- Joseph Stalin

Oh, I guess Ravenholme is alive after all.  Guess she just went into hiding.



Say hello to our new immigrant from Haiti, crizza



Here you go, headdie.



After recovering from the llama attack, Herra Tohtori goes back to his normal-ish life.



Welcome back, Scotty.



…Whoa, why is the militarist leader a showgirl at the cabaret?  Trashman, you will have to wait a while for me to sort this out.



Just realized I have had my Cabaret fee set to 18, which was the soldier's wage before I set everyone's wages to 1 peso.  And I also left it on 'Upscale Dress Code' work mode, which means the slob tourists can't visit the place either!

But no more vacation for you, Gortef.  Not anymore.







On a side note, Turambar is fired from his job at the TNT radio station, replaced with some guy named Juanito.  Our US ambassador also got replaced by some generic dude.

[TrashMan]

Don't waste time and money on assastinating people.

Just make me a soldier. Don't have to be a faction leader of anything... Leave teh poor showgirl alive.

[Gortef]

I was wondering why no-one visited the place.

[Alex Heartnet]

“I am an environmentalist.  I am for clean air.”
- Ronald Regan




In an act of desperation, the government tries to silence the population with petty populist actions.



Uncle Pedro wants YOU!



It’s always a good thing to read a book.



Today marks our 100th anniversary of independence from British rule.  Today, we shall celebrate freedom, liberty, and what makes our country special by conforming to how every other country celebrates freedom, liberty, and what makes their country special.





The riots have killed off a significant portion of our workforce, so I will have to bring in a bunch of immigrants to replace them.



The economy has finally recovered, thanks to the hardworking laborers in Moscow.



Free housing!





AHH!  AHHHHHH!  Now my own army is turning against me!  GUARDS!







But, I have money now!



And thus ends the year, along with…no foreign aid?







Is this the end of El Presidente?  Is he doomed a horrible death at the hands of his own soldiers?  Tune in for our next exciting episode!

[NGTM-1R]

The instrument of Tropican Oppression turns against its masters! Such beautiful symmetry.

Of course they merely think they can oppress us better, but we'll take what we can get.

[FireSpawn]

Fear not El Presidente, for I shall defend you from the traitorous dogs of war!...For a price of course. I will work for those who pay best, so you'd better hope the rest of the army doesn't write a cheque your llama can't cash.

[Rodo]

Maybe you're not getting financial aid because you're spying on them and selling the information?

note that I have never played the game so I can't be sure.

[Alex Heartnet]

Maybe you're not getting financial aid because you're spying on them and selling the information?

note that I have never played the game so I can't be sure.

How would they know that I am spying on them?  The game doesn't specify whom buys it other then the 'highest bidder', so I might very well be selling spy information to BOTH superpowers.

The $200,000 in my bank account the treasury might have something to do with it though.