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Offline Mongoose

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Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
Woo, we're infamous!

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
There’s nothing left in this sector that can pose a threat to me!  La la la laalaalaala…huh  wut?



Fine, we will take you on with the teleporter.



After all, what could possibly go wrong?





Good thing we have that hull repair drone.





Our eighth and final crewmember – another slug!





And somehow, through all of this, the Bastion has manages to make it to the end without anyone dying.









 
Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
Scourge's log:

We're having slug burgers to-night, slug burgers to-night! Er, except for our fine sluggy crewmembers; they're having salad.

And tomorrow, we dine in hell! Sounds like fun.

 

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Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
It has come to this. The great battle of our time.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
*Intercom Activated*
"Alright crew, we made it. Good job to all of you. Soon our job will be finished once I pass on the infomation I have, then we can all be on our way back home. No mess, no fuss and no cliche "last stand" battles :nervous:. Let's wrap this up."
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
One of the slugs is able to hitch a ride home.  Taking his place is some random Federation Redshirt.





After all the trials of the past 7 sectors, a leisurely cruise back to base sounds nice and relaxing.  Safe within Federation space, with nothing shooting at us…

…Wait, wasn’t there an entire rebel fleet chasing us?  Well, it seems we found it.


« Last Edit: November 20, 2012, 04:56:20 pm by Alex Heartnet »

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: HLP Productions Presents: FTL!
*Intercom Activated*
"Alright crew, mission accomplished! Let's all go home, drinks are on m- SWEET MINATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTERS, THAT'S A BIG REBEL SHIP!

Battlestations! Seems like the universe just loves to dump every bloody cliche it has, right into our laps.
Okay, this is it. Win or lose, know that it's been a pleasure having you all as my crew.

LOCK TARGETS AND FIRE AT WILL!  :arrr:
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

  

Offline TrashMan

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Locking Will and fireing on targets Sir!

*I seem to forget what my station is. Wasn't I one of the boarders? TM SMASH PUNY WEAPON SUBSYSTEM!"
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!